Titans News: Forms of Intelligent Life

Not sure if any of you have heard, but there will be people (maybe) storming Area 51 on September 20th. If they try it, it’s going to go very poorly, and I think even if the government was nice enough to let them scour area 51, they would not find any aliens. We got rid of the aliens in 1996 thanks to the greatest basketball player of all time and Michael Jordan.

Any way, NFL.com asks NFL athletes if aliens are indeed real or not.

Roger Saffold was a huge addition to this offensive line, both literally and figuratively this offseason. He should make a big impact on this football team, as should Frogman.

Orlovsky says no one knows anything about Marcus Mariota, which is true I guess, and also not completely true.