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In today's crime news, a Clarksville man attacked his wife with a knife because, wait for it, she had been wearing his socks.
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This dude really, REALLY wanted that foul ball!
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Paul Kuharsky asked Kendall Wright what his best game ever was. I would be willing to bet that he caught some passes down the field in that game. Maybe he will get the opportunity to do that for the Titans this year.
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I'd be asking for a refund.
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The media is talking too much about Mettenberger #amIright?
For some reason that reminded me of this video, which is one of the greatest of all-time. OOOOOOOOOMettnberger. OOOOOOOOODiluted urine....
Quote of the day: If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice. -Michael Scott