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1. Seattle Seahawks
They had my 2nd favorite win of the weekend.
2. Denver Broncos
Peyton is on pace to throw 1,242 TDs.
3. New England Patriots
They will be scary when Gronk decides he wants to play.
4. New Orleans Saints
Drew Brees to Jimmy Graham is an unstoppable force.
5. Kansas City Chiefs
Trying the Lou Holtz approach this week- build up your next opponent.
6. San Francisco 49ers
Maybe they have finally figured it out.
7. Cincinnati Bengals
They have a lot of talent but are really inconsistent.
8. Chicago Bears
Will the real Jay Cutler please stand up?
9. Miami Dolphins
Back to earth for Tannehill and crew
10. Baltimore Ravens
Ray Rice had 5 carries. Joe Flacco had 5 picks.
11. Green Bay Packers
Hopefully Eddie will be ready to go after the week off.
12. Houston Texans
They are burning Matt Schaub jerseys in the street.
13. Indianapolis Colts
They hammered the Jaguars. Who hasn't?
14. Tennessee Titans
Yeah, I went ahead and moved them in front of the Falcons.
15. Atlanta Falcons
They had a good shot at the end against the Patriots but couldn't convert.
16. Detroit Lions
They might be better than I am giving them credit for.
17. San Diego Chargers
Did Philip Rivers kick the ball like a baby this week?
18. Dallas Cowboys
Like a box of chocolates....
19. New York Jets
Geno Smith is a turnover machine.
20. St. Louis Rams
Boy, the shine is really off that Jared Cook guy.
21. Arizona Cardinals
They played the most boring game of the weekend.
22. Philadelphia Eagles
Wonder if Chip Kelly tried to hire Peyton to run his offense....
23. Cleveland Browns
Maybe they aren't giving up on the season....
24. Carolina Panthers
I hate Cam Newton.
25. Buffalo Bills
I love them this week because they beat the Ravens.
26. New York Giants
David f'n Wilson..
27. Washington Redskins
You don't get much of a bump for beating the Raiders.
28. Minnesota Vikings
See above and swap Steelers for Raiders.
29. Pittsburgh Steelers
How long until Todd Haley gets fired?
30. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
What a mess.
31. Oakland Raiders
Matt Flynn!
32. Jacksonville Jaguars
Teddy Bridegewater, come on down.