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Some Critical Facts About Peyton Manning Watch You May Have Missed

Things have been developing so quickly today that it's literally not humanly possible for us to bring you everything, and thoughts on it, as they happen. As such, some things slide through the cracks. A lot of them are the kind of things I would normally have put in the links post, but there wasn't any point in doing that today since they would have all been old new an hour later.

So, without further ado, I present some facts you may not have noticed about Peyton Manning watch that we haven't been able to cover so far:

Tennessee_titans_30x21 Bud Adams is the hipster of Titans fans: he was in to Peyton Manning way before you

Tennessee_titans_30x21 John Elways teeth are that big so that you don't notice the horns growing out of his forehead

Tennessee_titans_30x21 The Broncos plane arrived in N.C. this morning, but as they stepped out, they noticed Reinfeldt and Webster waiving from the Titans' TARDIS

Tennessee_titans_30x21 Peyton Manning threw the ball 150 yards today by making the earth revolve around him a little faster

Tennessee_titans_30x21 Peytonning is the new Tebowing: it's the act of depositing a check very, very slowly

Tennessee_titans_30x21 MCM cannot confirm reports that Jim Wyatt's lack of reporting isn't because of a company furlough, but because he's been kidnapped and kept in Adam Schefter's closet by Chris Mortensen

Tennessee_titans_30x21 Peyton Manning doesn't care about the money or the attention: he just felt sorry for his bored buddies at ESPN and NFLN

Tennessee_titans_30x21 The oft referenced 'legal pad' that Peyton uses to craft his pros and cons list is really his own fivehead.

There you go. As wild and frustrating as the past few days have been, lets all remember that being an NFL fan is supposed to be fun... sometimes.