Last year Smash and Dash split the carries at a 60/40 clip. This year it's more like 75/25 so far. Now I know there's been a lot of talk about the lack of consistency in the run game, but CJ's big runs are being wasted as well because Kerry and (at times) the receivers can't capitalize on the swings in momentum he provides.
I swear it's like we're living in the friggin' Twilight Zone (which for those of you under 15, has nothing to do with angsty-vampire-abstinence-parables).
Blaming our 0-4 start on some curse related to the terrible towel is like blaming an earthquake on throwing salt over the wrong shoulder: it's a convenient way to console the stupid.
Follow us through the jump to see what record Peyton is trying to break against us...
I have no idea why Paul Kuharsky picked this play, out of all the pivotal ones from Sunday, to break-down in-depth...
Peyton Manning is trying to become only the 3rd QB in history to start an NFL season with 5 straight 300+ yard performances. Even if we win, I'll almost guarantee that he hits that mark against our porous secondary.
ESPN Page 2 revises a bunch of NFL logos (ours included) to reflect their losing ways, with mixed comedic results.
MC Hammer is now trying to bring some sense of normalcy to the Crabtree-49ers mess. I would never kid about something like that because, frankly, I'm not creative enough to dream it up! [Update: Crabtree has finally signed a contract with the 49ers.]
Dumping on the celebrity worship of Tim Tebow is always a good way to get me to read, especially when you wrap it up with this gem:
People worship Tim Tebow because he's a symbol of white racial angst.
Agreed, and It isn't Tebow's fault
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