Here's your Create a Caption winner. Without further ado...
This is not a gut.
It may appear to be a gut, but it is not a gut. I will continue working on the same things throughout the week, eating sausage and pancakes. I will make no changes, as I ate this way all through college and looked great. This is not a gut.
The winner is SuperHorn with 8 recs. Congrats! Runner up is Voluntitan23. His caption follows.
I'm to sexy for my shirt