Firstly, congrats to my colonial friends and your world cup soccer berth in the final 16. You have outperformed my pathetic England team showing, that's for sure. On to a tough match with Belgium for the US national team in the knockout phase of the tournament.
In the only other relevant soccer news, Luis Suarez was banned from international football for 4 months. In short, he bit off more than he could chew with FIFA. See what I did there? Jokes aside, he's a repeat offender of a crime typically attributed to pre-school age children. It's sad at this point.
Brandon Carr of the Dallas Cowboys says it's time for him to step up...I would have said that time was when he got signed to a huge contract...but that's just me.
Vikings running back Adrian Peterson wants to reverse the trend of running back devaluation in the NFL. Tough break my friend, that isn't happening anytime soon.
That's all for tonight MCM.