Having a great trip here so far, just wanted to fill you all in
So far it's been a very productive trip, I can't think of a better place to vacation with my family than the home of the greatest Quarterback to ever grace the face of the earth. I arrived at my hotel a mere 3 minutes away from the Luck family household. I unpacked my 3 Andrew Luck fatheads and my life-sized portrait of Luck and arranged them throughout the room, then I settled down to take a nap with my life-sized Andrew Luck collectors edition body pillow.
After waking up and stroking my body pillows rugged beard, I spent most of the evening sitting in my rental car outside of Oliver Luck's house hoping to get a photo or two. Some people would call me "obsessed" or whatever but I think they are just jealous. I spent the time waiting in the car working further on my 342nd Colts article of the year in which I predict the Luck will lead them to the Super Bowl, win the World Cup, and also win the Stanley Cup. It's really not fair that He can't win Offensive Rookie of the Year again, I think he should win OPOY, DPOY, OROY, DROY, MVP, SBMVP, ESPN's Man of the Year, The Nobel Peace prize, the list goes on.In fact, there should only be one award in the NFL, the Andrew Luck award. The only requirement to win the award is to be Andrew Luck, and he would be awarded it yearly until he dies.
The fact that the NFL actually makes him play on a team and compete like everyone else is ridiculous. He's obviously the best to ever play the game, they should just let him rest the whole season and postseason, and just go automatically into the Super Bowl. The other team could play the Colts for the First half and then the second half they could let Luck and his receivers match up against a lone defender. Its really the only way that makes sense.In fact, they should just have a whole quarter where Luck just runs up and down the field by himself and scores.
The evening at the Luck house was not a complete waste, I did find an old T shirt that Andrew Luck may or may not have worn at some time in his life while rooting through the garbage. I'm hoping the rest of my vacation will be just as successful. There is still a lot to see! I'll keep you all informed of my progress as the week goes on.
Disclaimer-These events may or may not have actually happened, this is just a fictional account of a fictional vacation. I am not affiliated with Paul Kuharsky in any way