Now I know that we have all been talking this entire offseason about how our season hinges on Jake locker staying healthy, signing a new kicker, and getting a RB to replace MeJ. I'm here to tell you that those are valid concerns, but not our main concern. We have to talk about the biggest X factor of all. The Madden cover vote.
It has been shown through many independent and double blind studies(that may or may not have actually been performed) that the Madden Curse does,in fact, exist. This is our ticket to winning the division this year. We have a chance to affect the outcome of our season! Tell all your friends.Having Andrew Luck on the cover of Madden increases the odds of the Colts having a sub .500 season by 56.4%(approximately).
Having stated all these vague "facts", I would like to call you all to action. We must vote Andrew Luck onto the cover of Madden 15, therefore ensuring his demise and the plummeting of the Colts back into the cellar of the AFC South. All we have to do after that is win the division, tear through the playoffs, and defeat the Seahawks in next years super bowl.