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The Offseason of DD, #4

It's that time of the week again, time for the worst fanpost of the week, The Offseason of DD!

You can find the others here (not sure why you'd want to read them, they all suck):

#1

#2

#3

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I really had to wrack my brain for a topic this week. I've covered some important bases: Jake Locker, Paul Kuharsky, and Leon Washington. That equates to covering 3 of the 4 major food groups (which are Bacon, Pizza, Chicken Wings, and Donuts, in case you forgot).

None of my posts have been in a negative manner, other than maybe Paul Kuharsky's. But that was more "revealing the truth" than being negative. So, today's fanpost is brought to you by the word HATE.


(***DISCLAIMER*** : If you're a fan of any of the teams listed below as well as a Titans fan, first you should re-think your fan priorities, second, you may take offense to these things, but that's alright since this is a HATE post afterall)

A lot of people say that hate is a strong word. At times I say to someone, "yeah, I hate the [insert team name]". But I don't mean a personal hatred that would drive me to commit violent actions upon said team, it's simply what I call a "football hate". A hate that coincides with love for my teams. I define this hate as "an intense dislike for a team or player because they play against my team and are [expletive] and their fans suck". I hate several NFL and college football teams. That hate is perfectly reasonable and we all harbor those intense feelings of ill-will towards some teams.

I hate, in no particular order (although I'll get to that later), these teams:

NFL: Pittsburgh Steelers, Indianapolis Colts, Houston Texans, Baltimore Ravens

NCAAF: Florida Gators, Alabama Crimson Tide

Players: Andrew Luck x 1000, Eric Decker, Jared Cook

If I had a hate "totem pole" (aka the order of hate) it would go like this:

Alabama, Colts, Florida, Andrew Luck, Steelers, Texans, Ravens, Eric Decker, Jared Cook

My hate list may or may not be very large compared to some of yours, but I consider it extensive nonetheless. Here's a few reasons why I hate these teams/players:

Colts: Jim Irsay, Andrew Luck, the ridiculous media love and hype given to such a mediocre team and QB. Colts fans are also posers.

Steelers: The fans. Need I say more?

Alabama: See one line above. Alabama fans make Steelers fans seem reasonable. Most outrageous, ignorant, and bandwagon-driven fanbase in sports.

Texans: Again, the fans. Mostly because they're butthurt.

Florida: I just hate them. I hate their team.

Ravens: Self-explanatory. Stabbity stab stab.

Luck: There are so many things I hate about Andrew Luck. His undeserved media love, his voice which sounds like he has peanut butter stuck on the roof of his mouth, his horrendous caveman style appearance ... geez. I could go on, but it would become a TL;DR fanpost.

Decker: Idiot. Justice served, though.

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Cook: He knows why.

Alright folks, that's a lot of hate up there. Now it's your turn. Share with everyone your most HATED teams, players, coaches, whatever you want so long as it doesn't break any rules and forces the comments to go into GG's black hole. You don't want to go there.

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