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New Direct TV Commercial

When you make the game winning play that sends your team to the Super Bowl, your roid rage kicks in and you act like a F'n moron going all WWF on the TV reporter and in one fail swoop...totally alienating yourself and your team (including the deaf guy who overcame all kinds of obstacles to get here) from the entire world!! When your roid rage kicks in (and all that stuff happens), you cause the whole world to be against you (even God, and He doesn't even really care about football). When the whole world is against you, you get your low rent a$$ torched by Peyton Manning in the Super Bowl!! Don't be a F'n moron...subscribe to Direct TV today!!

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