1. Seattle Seahawks
They beat the Jaguars. Who hasn't?
2. Denver Broncos
See above and exchange Jaguars with Raiders.
3. New England Patriots
When is Rob Gronkowski back? Asking for a friend....
4. New Orleans Saints
Jimmy Graham is a beast. Remember when Taylor Thompson was going to be him?
5. Chicago Bears
Jay Cutler is like a new man. Gramsey thinks we should have drafted him.
6. Cincinnati Bengals
Two spots less than the number of times Pacman Jones has been arrested.
7. Miami Dolphins
They just might be for real.
8. Kansas City Chiefs
They have a lot of talented players, and now they have a talented coach.
9. Baltimore Ravens
I hate the Ravens.
10. San Francisco 49ers
Two rough weeks in a row for the 9ers. They are still really good.
11. Houston Texans
Couldn't make the magic happen a third week in a row.
12. Green Bay Packers
They are 1-2. That is interesting.
13. Atlanta Falcons
They are also 1-2. Their offense hasn't been as good as it was last year.
14. Indianapolis Colts
I left them for dead after the first two weeks, but they were really impressive yesterday.
15. Tennessee Titans
If the offense can continue to develop....
16. Detroit Lions
Matthew Stafford just keeps chucking it around the yard.
17. Dallas Cowboys
They look head and shoulders better than the rest of the NFC East right now.
18. New York Jets
The 2-1 Jets and the 2-1 Titans face off this week. Nobody would have predicted that.
19. St. Louis Rams
Jeff Fisher can't find a running game.
20. Philadelphia Eagles
The shine has come off of Chip Kelly pretty quickly.
21. Arizona Cardinals
It is amazing what having a serviceable quarterback can do.
22. San Diego Chargers
The streak is finally over.
23. Carolina Panthers
I hate Cam Newton.
24. New York Giants
It is hard to believe how bad they have looked in the first three weeks.
25. Minnesota Vikings
AP ain't AD so far.
26. Washington Redskins
Which is worse, RG0-3's knee or their defense?
27. Buffalo Bills
They really need C.J. Spiller's knee to heal in a hurry.
28. Pittsburgh Steelers
Did one of their players accidentally stomp on a dish rag?
29. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
How much longer will they stick with Josh Freeman?
30. Cleveland Browns
Who will they trade this week?
31. Oakland Raiders
At least we aren't the Jaguars.
32. Jacksonville Jaguars
At least we aren't....oh crap...