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2015 Mock Draft

Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to my early mock draft for 2015!!!

As you know, there's been a few articles about the upcoming 2014 draft. I can't believe it's so soon! It almost feels like we have a whole season left to play before we get there!

Anyway, on to business...

After careful examination of our 2014 roster... adding Roby, McCarron, Huff, Spencer, Obeng-Agyapong, Carrezola, and Schmiedebusch in the draft, and signing Jay Cutler and Rashad Jennings both to 100 million dollar contracts...

I determined that we should be picking #1, #2, #3, #4, and #5 in the upcoming 2015 draft. We will suck so bad that the NFL will award us 4 extra picks out of extra pity.

MOCKING TIME:

With the first overall pick in the 2015 draft, the Nashville Titans select:

Terrance Broadway, QB, UL-Lafayette

Analysis:

A wise man once told me... when you finish in the top 5, you should pick a QB every year until you make the playoffs. So, good pick! Also, awesome name.

With the second overall pick in the 2015 draft, the Tennessee Oilers select:

Bobby Stonebraker, K, Oklahoma State

Analysis:

Wow. Another great name! Imagine it: "STONEBRAKER FOR THE WIN!" It just sounds so great! So what if he's a kicker? On super-sucky teams like our Missouri Rams East/Michigan Lions South, kickers are the real superstars anyway!

With the third overall pick in the 2015 draft, the TN Greeks select:

Andrew Diamond, P, Memphis

Analysis:

Hey look, an in-state pick! Awesome. And another awesome name at a position that'll see a great bit of use from us. Just say it out loud. Do a verbal on it. Andrew DIAMOND. Enunciate it. DIA-UH-MUND. Imagine having that on the back of a jersey. DIAMOND. I would buy that jersey. I don't care if it's a punter. I would buy that jersey because it would say 'DIAMOND' on the back of the jersey, and you would buy it too. Admit it.

With the fourth overall pick in the 2015 draft, the Tennessee I'm-Running-Out-Of-Alternate-Names-Because-We're-Called-The-Titans-And-That's-Kinda-Hard-To-Work-With's select:

Kevin King, S, Central Michigan

Analysis:

Kevin. King. I am sold. This guy will be the best safety in the history of safeties. And I can put a jersey with 'KING' on the back next to my jersey with DIAMOND on the back. Wait, wait. Imagine it. What if you had two Titans fans, standing side-by-side, and it formed the word "DIAMOND KING"? LOVE IT!

With the fifth overall pick in the 2015 draft, we select:

Jake Manley, FB, Idaho

Analysis:

I know a fullback at 5 is a major reach, but for some reason... I like this guy.

Full Round 1 Recap:

- We going down BROADWAY

- Call us the STONEBRAKER's

- Breakin' those DIAMOND's

- Like we the KING's

- The KING's of MANLEY.

5 FOR 5: FIVE PICKS, FIVE PLAYERS, FIVE PUNS.

MY MIND IS BLOWN. IS YOURS BLOWN? MINE IS BLOWN. WHAT A GREAT DRAFT SO FAR! WOW. THE NFL.

So, what do you guys think of my mock draft so far?

Post a comment, and don't forget to vote on the poll below!

PEACE!

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