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Things you'll never hear NFL fans say during the offseason

So I'm bored, again... and we're getting ready to reach a very dead moment in the offseason when the players take off until training camp in about a day and a half so. Let's have some fun... Here are some random interjections that NOBODY will utter this offseason

  • You know who's going to be great this year... the Raiders
  • Cut the fullback? You can never have enough fullbacks in today's NFL
  • Michael Griffin has to be hands down the best Free Safety in the game
  • Blaine Gabbert has been looking good all offseason
  • Oh man, they should really add another day to the draft.
  • Did I also mention I love the idea that they moved the draft back a month.
  • They should have a Super Bowl in Alaska, that would be ideal conditions for a championship game
  • Whooo... I'm really glad they don't have football this time of year
  • Is Tim Tebow a Jewish name?
  • I hope Manziel goes into the draft next season, seems like a class act.

If you guys have any ridiculous statements, be sure to comment

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