Beau Brinkley (@Brinkley86) June 6, 2013
Translation: Being a long snapper is really depressing.
Rob Bironas (@RobBironas) April 2, 2013
Translation: Place kickers have an involuntary need to be cruel to their partners in strange ways.
Thanks GE for making a top notch fridge that only lasted 2 yrs, bust tonight, making for an awesome night around the Kern household— Brett Kern (@brettkern6) June 6, 2013
Translation: Brett Kern has fully mastered kitchen appliance related sarcasm.