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Translation: Chris Johnson thinks if Ray Allen wore retro style, throwback, basketball sneakers Eric Spoelstra, Miami's head coach, would use him exclusively as a point guard for each minute of the NBA finals.

Translation: The multiplayer online mode is the funnest way to play Call of Duty, Kenny Britt thinks. When his internet is down he can't access that setting and it makes him frustrated to the point of physically damaging random items in his house. Single player mode is not an option during these times.

Translation: Jake Locker could possibly be diagnosed with narcolepsy.

Translation: ...

Translation: Colin McCarthy has not fully recovered from his concussion.

Translation: If you are at the gym and you see Bernard Pollard out of the corner of your eye you should at least make it look like you are working hard so that he doesn't silently judge you.

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