Titan tweets translated
Translation: Chris Johnson thinks if Ray Allen wore retro style, throwback, basketball sneakers Eric Spoelstra, Miami's head coach, would use him exclusively as a point guard for each minute of the NBA finals.
That moment when you wanna play Call of Duty but your Internet not working . So all you want to do Is break things— Kenny Britt (@KennyBritt_18) June 12, 2013
Translation: The multiplayer online mode is the funnest way to play Call of Duty, Kenny Britt thinks. When his internet is down he can't access that setting and it makes him frustrated to the point of physically damaging random items in his house. Single player mode is not an option during these times.
took a nap didn't mean to though.— Jake Locker (@JLocker10) November 22, 2011
Translation: Jake Locker could possibly be diagnosed with narcolepsy.
Some lady in the grocery store just looked me in my eyes and farted..— Derrick Morgan (@dmorg91) May 23, 2013
My dad would be proud.. Just finished getting my haircut so im driving with my head out the window so all the extra hair gets off me.— Colin McCarthy (@COLINMcCARTHY52) June 6, 2013
Translation: Colin McCarthy has not fully recovered from his concussion.
People watching at the gym is the funniest thing ever!!! I'm Kinda working hard lol— Bernard Pollard Jr (@Crushboy31) April 3, 2013
Translation: If you are at the gym and you see Bernard Pollard out of the corner of your eye you should at least make it look like you are working hard so that he doesn't silently judge you.