The Teflon Titan: Kenny Britt Acquitted of DUI

USA TODAY Sports

Britt’s knack for avoiding legal punishment is approaching John Gotti territory

Kenny Britt stayed true to form today by capping an embarrassing encounter with the police by getting off scot-free in court. Today's ruling brought an end to the incident that occurred back in July of 2012, when Britt was busted for suspicion of DUI at the front gates of Fort Campbell while driving a female soldier back on base.

I'm not hating on the guy or his lawyers for navigating the court system like a boss. Britt's knack for avoiding legal punishment is approaching John Gotti territory, but it's kept him on the field more than it did Pacman.

No updates on the stabbing incident in New Jersey from back in January, in which he's being unwilling to cooperate with police for no apparent reason.

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