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Pick a new User Name FOR ME!!!

Just like the Headline said, I need the MCM community's help in picking a new name under which I will be able to continue to post, more anonymously, from now and on into the future.

Soon enough, I will be done with my academic studies, and I will begin a career in which I need to at least appear to be somewhat less of an idiot than I typically come across online. Hopefully you guys all get the gist now. Oh and I'd come up with one myself, but I'm arguably the least creative person of all time. Seriously, of all time.

So, onto the rules for my name. I will make my new username whatever suggestions gets the most RECS. I will keep the contest/whatever you wanna call it open until probably Sunday evening or so. The only rule is that the name cannot be offensive to any minority (or majority) group that people would normally find offensive. The exception to that rule is that anything that's offensive to other NFL teams is in play i.e. "TuckTheFexans" or something like that. Questions, just let me know. Oh and I like the Titans, the Preds, and the Orioles. Just in case you wanna work those in to my name. And one other thing, Oriloles will not be accepted, especially seeing as how the Orioles are kicking ass this year. (I love MAY)

Finally, the winner or the person who suggests the name that gets the most recs wins my undying gratitude, and more importantly, 100 MCM Bucks, feat. everybody's favorite omnipresent Saint.

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Oh, and as a final favor, if you guys wouldn't mind REC-ing this post to the top, so I get lots of ideas, I would be eternally grateful. Which on the internet means being grateful for about a week....

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