Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees it's the offseason, know what that means.... it means schmucks like me are bored scanning anywhere and everywhere for a friggin headline to read about. The last season, was a BIT more eventful with the lockout and everyday being the day the lockout ends and a jillion free agents are signed. Ahhh but alas, the players signed a new CBA, all the meaningful free agents are signed, and everybody who works out for us ends up on the Broncos anyway sooooooooooooooooo I have an idea

How's about we make up some headlines, just sheer best or worst case scenario, if you're bored and have enough time with it you can make up a story too... I shall start by creating a completely retarded poll question