[Munchak] Do you guys want me here? That's a serious question, do you want me here!?
[Rusty] Of course we do coach!!
[Munchak] You couldn't possibly mean that, because if you guys wanted me, you wouldn't go out and lay an egg against the Texans in front of Bud freaking Adams! I've been a nice guy. I took you all out bowling. Remember that? Chris, who bought you that portable teeth squeegee for you last year?
[CJ] You did coach..
[Munchak] I did!
[CJ] I really like that squeegee, it was nice.
[Munchak] It was a very nice squeegee. And Kendall, who paid to get you that haircut a few months ago?
[Wright] You did.
[Munchak]Your damn right, I did. And you needed that cut bad. I was there for you. I have been there for all of you. And this is how you repay me? With turnovers and missed tackles? Where the hell is Michael..
*Michael Griffin slips and falls out of his chair*
[Munchak] That's exactly what i'm talking about. Has anyone seen Kenny?
[Rusty] He went home coach! Can I play now?
[Munchak] Shutup Rusty. Look fellas, the season is over. All we can do is move on. We have to come togethe.....Hey what's so funny?
[Gray] I'm watching this Jets game. Sanchez is terrible! haha
[Munchak] Yea well I bet he could put up five touchdowns against you Gray.
[Gray] What are you talking about, my guys played well.
[Munchak] True but your playcalls are like a game of minesweeper. Your just throwing out random guesses.
[Gray] Not true!
[Munchak] Ok let's try some word association shall we? I'll say a word, and you tell me a word that has the closest meaning.
[Munchak] Dumpster Fire
[Gray] Oh that's easy, Pineapple.
[Munchak] Sit down. *sigh* I don't even know what to say.
[McCarthy] It's ok coach
[Munchak] Are you crying Colin? See guys this is what we need. Dedication...
[McCarthy] Uh no coach, I sprained my ankle on my way to the bathroom. It hurts pretty bad.
[Munchak] Oh for the love of... Dismissed!