Tennessee Titans Daily Links: If Only He Was CJ37206 Edition
Andrew Brandt dives in deep on Chris Johnson's contract, including the encouraging tidbit that CJ will lose $250,000 if he fails to attend 30 of the Titans' 36 offseason workouts. That means CJ is likely to stay in Nashville next offseason, rather than workout in Orlando like he has been doing for the past few years. When you add that to Kenny Britt's decision to buy a house in town and get a local agent, I'm already excited about next season. Paul K also has comments from CJ on this part of his contract:
"I plan on being here in the offseason and getting my workouts with the team and things like that," he said. "It's not been about just hanging out in Orlando. I have a lot of charity events and a lot of things I have to go to. There were a lot of times when I was missing time here not just really to hang out.
"It's shorter [under the new CBA]. I won't say it's not a big commitment. It's still a commitment. That's one of the things about being a bigger leader, I want to be there with my teammates."
Fox is home to the most idiotic collection of broadcast professionals that have ever been assembled (note: this has nothing to do with the news channel). Not only did they botch landing Conan because a group of mouth-breathing imbeciles drafted their contracts with local stations leaving them unable to secure enough affiliates, they also canceled Family Guy, Futurama AND Arrested Development while allowing the Simpsons to stay on 10 years after it was last consistently funny. So it's no surprise that they have a Twitter feed for that stupid douchanoe of a robot that dances around on their NFL broadcast (WHY DO ROBOTS NEED TO STRETCH???!?!?), and they're convinced that what their third-rate broadcast needs is more dancing robot:
• FOX will give its Transformersesque robot, Cleatus, more airtime -- including its own a Twitter account.
Titans reserve safety Anthony Smith spent parts of 2009 and 2010 with the Jaguars, and he says that, contrary to what was said yesterday, Garrard seemed very popular with his teammates.
Paul K recaps Maurice Jones-Drew's conference call with the Titans-centric media members, including MJD's thoughts on fellow Bruin Akeem Ayers, former Titan Stephen Tulloch and former Jaguar David Garrard.
Malcolm Sheppard has gone from undrafted pick to practice squad guy, and now he'll be a week one contributor.
Titans Sized caught a hilarious mistake on CBS's broadcast of the Rams-Jags preseason game.
The Jaguars have over 6,000 tickets still unsold Sunday's game against the Titans, and cutting your franchise QB days before the season opener usually doesn't send ticket sales through the roof. In response, owner Wayne Weaver is promising to make up for his apathetic fanbase by purchasing the remaining tickets so that Jacksonville fans can tune in to make sure the team doesn't move to LA at halftime.
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I hate
That stupid dancing robot
u may say im trying to start somthing here that may be true but i know more bout football than anyone of u
by Gas-House Gorilla on Sep 8, 2011 9:33 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
F is for Fox and their robot is the bane of my existence
Fox completely and utterly sucks; Gus Johnson needs to get out of their copspeed.
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by asbestos_man on Sep 8, 2011 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Who the hell named that monstrosity "Cleatus"?
Has to be the least intimidating name for what I presume is supposed to project the “tough” image of football. Also…Arrested Development is one of the greatest comedies of all time.
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Arrested Development is one of the greatest comedies sitcom of all time.
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Ha, I'm partial to The Office as well.
Which is why I say “one of”.
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by ronburgundy7427 on Sep 8, 2011 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions
I really like the Office as well
but AD kills it, IMO. NOw part of that is that it didn’t have the chance to go on too long like the Office has, but pound for pound you just can’t beat the three seasons of AD.
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This is very true.
I would put The Office season 1-4 on a very high pedestal, but since then it has had ups and downs. AD was consistently hilarious all the way through, though I have to admit I’m not a huge fan of the British episodes at the beginning of season three, they feel out of place compared to the rest of the show.
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by ronburgundy7427 on Sep 8, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Agreed, what Office has taken 50 billion seasons to do, AD did in only 3.
AND! It wasn’t ripped from any BBC shows as well, BOOM!
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Hopefully you are watching Archer, August...
It has a lot of the same vibe as AD. And agreed that AD was incredibly brilliant.
by dls on Sep 8, 2011 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Michael, you are quite the cupid. You can stick an arrow in my buttocks any time.
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Why the hell does that robot still exist?
"I wear tinted visor not to trick other players, but so hot girls in stands don't see me looking at them" - Alex Ovechkin
That robot is stupid.
So is the office, IMO. AD is great though.
Ain't no time for hesitatin'
All you got to do is groove
by BonzosMontreaux on Sep 8, 2011 10:02 AM CDT reply actions
CJ stealing DE Captian Morgan's pose here.

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Whoa...why the hate for "The Office"?
It’s best days are probably behind it, but of the modern network sitcoms, very few can surpass it (with AD being one of those).
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by ronburgundy7427 on Sep 8, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions
I have never found it funny.
I think its just dull. Just my opinion.
Ain't no time for hesitatin'
All you got to do is groove
by BonzosMontreaux on Sep 8, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
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by Ice0ne (CAJ) on Sep 8, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
The office is one of the funniest shows that was ever made. I had to get used to the
actors talking to the camera the first few times, but after that I was hooked.
How many people watching this game would have caught the spelling mistake?

I certainly didnt notice anything until it was mentioned.
Agreed.
But still.
oh i see, the height listed. still Titan sized and this picture have his name spelled 2 different ways.
that’s what I thought you were referring to. my bad, ill shut up now. ha.
Agreed.
But still.
I did the same thing!
I thought “why is his name being spelled wrong scary?”
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But apparently the broadcast has it spelled right
I have no idea
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I get the feeling CBS really liked this free agent pick up.
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Our Captains
Hasselbeck, Finnegan, and Shaw
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Finnegan
getting some love. I wonder if they’ll extend him or if he’s decided to let it lie and use his FA eligibility next offseason to try to work out a better deal here.
I hope he stays here... even after this weird/awkward 1 day holdout thing he has this summer.
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Me too
but Finnegan-should-die-in-a-fire-day was still awesome
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by rothbard on Sep 8, 2011 10:59 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Oh one of the best days
His forgiveness speech was about as awkward as the day after he gave it and we all had to go back to loving him again… just kind of, went away… haha
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Sounds good to me.
I hope this says a ton of good things about Hasselbeck that he would be named captain after being with this guys for only about five weeks.
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by ronburgundy7427 on Sep 8, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
This will be Finnegans redemption year
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by rothbard on Sep 8, 2011 10:57 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
HALL OF FAME SIGNATURE
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Ha, you were definitely on your A game there
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Personally
I heart the dancing robot, including the turkey version, purely because they are associated in my mind with “football has started…”.
Peyton Manning
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by RhiNo6705 on Sep 8, 2011 10:54 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
haha
hahaha HE'S A TEAM LEADER!!!
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The Carolina Panters named Cam Newton the starting QB today then they admitted they only did so because, that’s who everyone said they should choose.
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shizzle link fail
http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/ben-roethlisberger-close-to-completing-offseason-w,21311/
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by asbestos_man on Sep 8, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Now thats news!!! Ron B step ya game up!!!!
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by ronburgundy7427 on Sep 8, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
saw it with the sound off (@ work)
but the comments in the ticker are funny
“Kerry Collins lured out of retirement with bottle of rye”
“Albert Haynesworth harpooned at Boston wharf”
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He made a small sacrifice to gramsey, in the form of his blood in a Titans mug.
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I keed I keed ron.
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everyone quick thing stat to be proud about. In jerry grays scheme he says bend but dont break, the titans this preason ranked 26th in total yards allowed but 1st in points allowed in 10.5
2011 best titans draft class!!!
I'm more interested in seeing the real D on Sunday
than preseason vanilla D stats
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^ This.
I seem to recall Fisher and Cecil running a “bend but don’t break” defense…they got bent all right. Bent over and took it where the sun don’t shine. I’ll wait until regular season results, thanks.
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by ronburgundy7427 on Sep 8, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions
The bend dont break is great if your offense is lighting up the score board, our 2010 offense not so much.
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CJ trying to make gramsey a CJ fan
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Good luck with that
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CJ was talking directly to you GoldenGrams...
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I be hearin'
But I not be listenin’
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Translation: I don't want to lose my 300,000 Gs for not being here in the summer.
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by ronburgundy7427 on Sep 8, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions
There is an actual, real, NFL game tonight....
//CHEER
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Sep 8, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions
The line on our game changed from 3 point underdogs to 1 point
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Panthers’ New Cornerback Learns He’s The Panthers’ New Cornerback From Twitter
“Darius Butler had been an ex-Patriot for only a couple of hours Tuesday when he jumped on Twitter and learned he had a new team. ‘People started tweeting me and started welcoming me’ to Carolina, said Butler…”
Awesome
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Soooo
Do jags fans have the right to get mad when we make fun of their inability to sell tickets when their owner has to bail them out of a blackout
Collins gave us the best chance to win ma ballz
by Grimerz757 on Sep 8, 2011 11:48 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Isn't the owner buying all the tickets that he's trying to sell the same as
i don’t know, doing nothing?
6000 tickets wen from box office to stub hub
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Jay Glazer:
“While I’m hearing Manning hasn’t had surgery yet, I wouldn’t be surprised if he has it before the weekend!”
SOMEBODY GIVE ME THE STATS OF HASSELBECK'S LAST GAME AGAINST THE KITTIES
They seem to fear him on BCC, but they dont say why
Collins gave us the best chance to win ma ballz
by Grimerz757 on Sep 8, 2011 12:30 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
2009. 41-0 Seahawks
Hasselbeck was 18 of 30 for 241 and 4 touchdowns.
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Maybe they watched his first playoff game last year?
The guy can’t stay healthy. Beyond that, he is a very good QB, especially when given time in the pocket. I mean, I think we’re gonna see Jake Locker get some serious starting time around mid-year when Hasslebeck’s back starts acting up, but in the games that he plays, I expect our actual starting QB to play, well, at least a whole Hell of a lot better than anyone who’s QB’ed this team since Steve McNair last did it.
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He was 18 for 30 - 241yards - 4TDs = Destroyed The Sparkly Baby Kittens
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Yeah. I won.
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You switched that on purpose!
Gramsey is letting the power of Internet God get to his head!!1 He must be stopped!!!!1
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thanx
Took them too long to reply,but they remember him passing for more yards than that lol
My thing Is,out running game is better than the 09 hawks, we have faster receivers, KB…. that just speaks for itself, even with a better defense Hass obvuously knows their system’s weaknesses
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by Grimerz757 on Sep 8, 2011 12:46 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Nope.
That’s one thing I actually don’t have control over
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LIES!!!1
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CALM DOWN
you both got the stats, now we know of Hass’ pwnage of a jax secondary with a subpar wr corps
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by Grimerz757 on Sep 8, 2011 1:02 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I AM THE STAT KING NOT GOLDENGRAMS!!!!!!11<<
actually that is not true at all… it’s SuperHorn hands down. He is the only one that has the time to look up all that crap apparently….
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SuperHorn doesn't have to look it up
It’s a direct brain-to-statbase connection
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... is that true? Like Johnny Mnemonic?!
SUPERHORN!!!!
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Where did you find that picture?
Creepy, dude, putting camera’s in my mom’s basement.
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Nice
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by ronburgundy7427 on Sep 8, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
This is bullshit!
Burgundy doesn’t pay anything!
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Hey...I gave him some leather-bound books and rich mahogany-scented candles.
If there’s one thing Ron Burgundy knows…it’s how to class up the place and make the owner look very important.
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by ronburgundy7427 on Sep 8, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions
That is true, you are a classy individual...
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Put the shweddy balls in your mouth
Collins gave us the best chance to win ma ballz
by Grimerz757 on Sep 8, 2011 1:04 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
'Fudge covered rum'
What
in
the
fffffff
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Sep 8, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Just in case some
whippersnappers here don’t know the origin:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/116203/saturday-night-live-schweddy-balls-with-alec-intro
Thank you Mr. Weaver!!
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