UPDATED WITH TEAMS AFTER JUMP!
I know we can use that "Smack Talk" feature on Yahoo, but I think it'd be more fun if we were all in one place and could trash talk everyone rather than just our Week 1 matchup. Let's bash each other for draft picks (except for Mr. Irrelevant, who was chosen by me and is immune to criticism!), being ugly, overall team and anything else you want.
(Mr. Irrelevant was one Randy Moss, who was listed as a Titans player when drafted)
The groundrules: Rule number 1: No touching of the hair or face... AND THAT'S IT!
Prattrick took Peyton Hillis like in the third round...can we say Madden Cursed? He also believes Ochocinco is worthy of starting, come on man!
The teams:
(Claim your team in the comments and list your bench guys if you wish, I just copied this directly from Yahoo so forgive any formatting issues)
Schrute Farms | |
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QB | Matt Schaub (Hou - QB) |
WR | Larry Fitzgerald (Ari - WR) |
WR | Mike Wallace (Pit - WR) |
RB | Frank Gore (SF - RB) |
RB | Reggie Bush (Mia - RB) |
TE | Owen Daniels (Hou - TE) |
W/R | Dez Bryant (Dal - WR) |
W/R | Austin Collie (Ind - WR) |
K | Rob Bironas (Ten - K) |
DEF |
Atlanta (Atl - DEF) |
The Boys T & G | |
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QB | Tony Romo (Dal - QB) |
WR | Miles Austin (Dal - WR) |
WR | Marques Colston (NO - WR) |
RB | Michael Turner (Atl - RB) |
RB | Marshawn Lynch (Sea - RB) |
TE | Jared Cook (Ten - TE) |
W/R | Fred Jackson (Buf - RB) |
W/R | Jordy Nelson (GB - WR) |
K | Matt Bryant (Atl - K) |
DEF | New England (NE - DEF) |
Mean Machine | |
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QB | Aaron Rodgers (GB - QB) |
WR | Dwayne Bowe (KC - WR) |
WR | Chad Ochocinco (NE - WR) |
RB | Steven Jackson (StL - RB) |
RB | Peyton Hillis (Cle - RB) |
TE | Brandon Pettigrew (Det - TE) |
W/R | BenJarvus Green-Ellis (NE - RB) |
W/R | LaDainian Tomlinson (NYJ - RB) |
K | Garrett Hartley (NO - K) |
DEF | Green Bay (GB - DEF) |
VY's brisket ballas | |
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QB | Philip Rivers (SD - QB) |
WR | Andre Johnson (Hou - WR) |
WR | DeSean Jackson (Phi - WR) |
RB | Jahvid Best (Det - RB) |
RB | Mike Tolbert (SD - RB) |
TE | Jimmy Graham (NO - TE) |
W/R | Santonio Holmes (NYJ - WR) |
W/R | Robert Meachem (NO - WR) |
K | David Buehler (Dal - K) |
DEF | San Diego (SD - DEF) |
Rothbardians | |
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QB | Eli Manning (NYG - QB) |
WR | Calvin Johnson (Det - WR) |
WR | Roddy White (Atl - WR) |
RB | DeAngelo Williams (Car - RB) |
RB | Ryan Williams (Ari - RB) |
TE | Vernon Davis (SF - TE) |
W/R | Reggie Wayne (Ind - WR) |
W/R | Kenny Britt (Ten - WR) |
K | Nate Kaeding (SD - K) |
DEF | Philadelphia (Phi - DEF) |
Crazylegs28 | |
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QB | Ben Roethlisberger (Pit - QB) |
WR | Mike Williams (TB - WR) |
WR | Sidney Rice (Sea - WR) |
RB | Darren McFadden (Oak - RB) |
RB | LeSean McCoy (Phi - RB) |
TE | Zach Miller (Sea - TE) |
W/R | Ryan Mathews (SD - RB) |
W/R | Felix Jones (Dal - RB) |
K | Alex Henery (Phi - K) |
DEF | Baltimore (Bal - DEF) |
Gold Teeth for All | |
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QB | Tom Brady (NE - QB) |
WR | Vincent Jackson (SD - WR) |
WR | Stevie Johnson (Buf - WR) |
RB | Ray Rice (Bal - RB) |
RB | Mark Ingram (NO - RB) |
TE | Kellen Winslow (TB - TE) |
W/R | Julio Jones (Atl - WR) |
W/R | C.J. Spiller (Buf - RB) |
K | Dan Carpenter (Mia - K) |
DEF | Tennessee (Ten - DEF) |
Channel 4 News Team | |
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QB | Peyton Manning (Ind - QB) |
WR | Jeremy Maclin (Phi - WR) |
WR | Mario Manningham (NYG - WR) |
RB | Arian Foster (Hou - RB) |
RB | Matt Forte (Chi - RB) |
TE | Jason Witten (Dal - TE) |
W/R | Brandon Jacobs (NYG - RB) |
W/R | Roy Williams (Chi - WR) |
K | Sebastian Janikowski (Oak - K) |
DEF | Chicago (Chi - DEF) |
Jake Locker 2011 | |
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QB | Josh Freeman (TB - QB) |
WR | Greg Jennings (GB - WR) |
WR | Brandon Lloyd (Den - WR) |
RB | Jamaal Charles (KC - RB) |
RB | Maurice Jones-Drew (Jac - RB) |
TE | Tony Gonzalez (Atl - TE) |
W/R | Anquan Boldin (Bal - WR) |
W/R | Ryan Grant (GB - RB) |
K | Neil Rackers (Hou - K) |
DEF | New Orleans (NO - DEF) |
Thorchak's Hammer | |
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QB | Drew Brees (NO - QB) |
WR | Wes Welker (NE - WR) |
WR | Percy Harvin (Min - WR) |
RB | Chris Johnson (Ten - RB) |
RB | LeGarrette Blount (TB - RB) |
TE | Dallas Clark (Ind - TE) |
W/R | Cedric Benson (Cin - RB) |
W/R | Malcom Floyd (SD - WR) |
K | Josh Brown (StL - K) |
DEF | Detroit (Det - DEF) |
SouthTexasTitans | |
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QB | Michael Vick (Phi - QB) |
WR | Brandon Marshall (Mia - WR) |
WR | Hines Ward (Pit - WR) |
RB | Rashard Mendenhall (Pit - RB) |
RB | Ahmad Bradshaw (NYG - RB) |
TE | Antonio Gates (SD - TE) |
W/R | Jonathan Stewart (Car - RB) |
W/R | Santana Moss (Was - WR) |
K | Mason Crosby (GB - K) |
DEF | New York (NYJ - DEF) |
Homerun Throwbacks | |
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QB | Matt Ryan (Atl - QB) |
WR | Hakeem Nicks (NYG - WR) |
WR | Steve Smith (Car - WR) |
RB | Adrian Peterson (Min - RB) |
RB | Shonn Greene (NYJ - RB) |
TE | Jermichael Finley (GB - TE) |
W/R | Joseph Addai (Ind - RB) |
W/R | Michael Crabtree (SF - WR) |
K | Stephen Gostkowski (NE - K) |
DEF | Pittsburgh (Pit - DEF) |