That gold in his mouth translates everything he says into: "asjfhauoserhfd MONEY hasfwheuawegfho 2,000"
I have nothing better to do this morning, and DReese has inspired me to write a story. Our team still has a lot of upside to our players... and downside. Thus, I am going to take a look at upsides and downsides to many of our players.
This is meant t
o increase my popularity on here, and be fun, so no one needs to take offense by this...
Upside: CJ2K anyone? And his dreads are pretty sick
Downside: We are gonna have to spend some good cap to keep him. Tennessee Titans 2011 Blood drive for moneyz.
(I have the hardest time figuring out how to use THE JUMP)
Upside: He has balls
Downside: His knee is weaker than this.
Upside: My name is Kenneth too... and this
Downside: Downside? Can anyone actually name one?
Upside: He is the only Velociraffe to ever live.
Downside: He is the only Velociraffe to ever live.
Upside: He can teach the younger linemen how to hold.
Downside: We have him for like four more years.
Upside: Some pretty sick interceptions. (no bias......)
Downside: We shall see....
Upside: He and Thor will feast in Valhalla for many years to come.
Downside: IF IF IF IF IF he busts, we are in trouble.
Upside: His name is pretty freaking original.
Downside: Him and CJ's contracts both end after this season.
Upside: Pick 6!!!
Downside: I struggle spelling his name.
Upside: He gets sacks
Downside: This place
Upside: He hasn't done this.
Downside: He hasn't done this either.
Upside: He is da future!!!111!!!!one!!!!exclamation point!!!!
Downside: I don't have too many highlights to link to.
Thus, there is plenty to be happy about. Talent is all over this roster, as I explained.
(sorry for all the links... I got link-happy)