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Why It's Still Good To Be A Titans Fan: Player Edition

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That gold in his mouth translates everything he says into: "asjfhauoserhfd MONEY hasfwheuawegfho 2,000"

via sportscasm.com

Once again, I have nothing better to do this morning, and DReese has inspired me to write a story. Our team still has a lot of upside to our players... and downside. Thus, I am going to take a look at upsides and downsides to many of our players.

This is meant to increase my popularity on here, and be fun, so no one needs to take offense by this...

Chris Johnson:

Upside: CJ2K anyone? And his dreads are pretty sick

Downside: We are gonna have to spend some good cap to keep him. Tennessee Titans 2011 Blood drive for moneyz.

(I have the hardest time figuring out how to use THE JUMP)

Tony Brown:

Upside: He has balls

Downside: His knee is weaker than this.

Kenny Britt:

Upside: My name is Kenneth too... and this

Downside: Downside? Can anyone actually name one?

Rusty Smith:

Upside: He is the only Velociraffe to ever live.

Downside: He is the only Velociraffe to ever live.

Eugene Amano:

Upside: He can teach the younger linemen how to hold.

Downside: We have him for like four more years.

Michael Griffin:

Upside: Some pretty sick interceptions. (no bias......)

Downside: We shall see....

Jake Locker:

Upside: He and Thor will feast in Valhalla for many years to come.

Downside: IF IF IF IF IF he busts, we are in trouble.

Cortland Finnegan:

Upside: His name is pretty freaking original.

Downside: Him and CJ's contracts both end after this season.

Alterraun Verner:

Upside: Pick 6!!!

Downside: I struggle spelling his name.

Nate Washington:

Upside: this.

Downside: this.

Jason Babin:

Upside: He gets sacks

Downside: This place

Chris Hope:

Upside: He hasn't done this.

Downside: He hasn't done this either.

Jared Cook:

Upside: He is da future!!!111!!!!one!!!!exclamation point!!!!

Downside: I don't have too many highlights to link to.

Mike Munchak:

Upside: THOR

Downside: Lockout

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Thus, there is plenty to be happy about. Talent is all over this roster, as I explained.

 

(sorry for all the links... I got link-happy)

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