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by duslin on Apr 30, 2011 5:36 PM CDT
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PrintI GUESS you guys like my stuf a lot even said i was the best postr in mcm history so i'll give my draft ansysis
i like locker but i like vy better. he white which is weird i mean how many nfl qb r white/ i mean how can u be white qb? my favort player in the leaghye is vy maybe he can teach lock and mentor him on his football skills like acuracy? do u think i can be comedic writer for mcm as full time hobby? i guess u think im funny when im not trying u gutyz still dumb if u hatin
THE NFL
its funny how every one is get this in the draft trade for him we need the bla bla nla anyone even think we might not have the NFL next year if things dont shape up we wont need to disscuss this u guys are all 30-50 year old guys who sit on there butt and drink beer and watch Football ya when there is no NFL next year what u going to do then?
u may say im trying to start somthing here that may be true but i know more bout football than anyone of u
edit: you guy ar so dum i think u all must be titan fans or something muha
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I dared
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by Ch1c1tyT1t@n on Feb 3, 2011 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
don't you double dog dare me duslin.
don’t. you. do it.
Get 'em.
"it ain't no sin in goin to da scrip club."
Music City Miracles Hall Of Fame, Class of 2010
by danielreese05 on Feb 3, 2011 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
This is absolute fanpost gold.
Brilliance I say!
Official MCM Hater!
"luck is garbage... Especially that fact that hardly anyone I know has even heard of him says volumes!" -- datboybevans, 1/31/2011
You must have a translator under your employ
This looks like it was put through gizoogle.com before being posted. It is made all the more perfect by the “comment if you dare”.
MCM's First Best Player Available FanBoy!
This is the best fanpost since the Vunce Young fanpost
One trick is to tell em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.....
Draft Andy Dalton
I concur
Get 'em.
"it ain't no sin in goin to da scrip club."
Music City Miracles Hall Of Fame, Class of 2010
by danielreese05 on Feb 3, 2011 9:26 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Guys, he's right
We’ve denied it for far too long. It’s time to admit that Duslin’s words have been circling like vultures through our minds for days now. He has presented his case, and it’s clear he knows more, “bout” football than any of us. Stand down, MCM, stand down… Duslin is in charge now.
by Gas-House Gorilla on Feb 3, 2011 1:03 PM CST reply actions 10 recs
This post
it’s like a Bob Dylan song: I know it’s gibberish, but I keep getting the feeling I’m missing something brilliant.
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by August West on Feb 3, 2011 1:09 PM CST reply actions 15 recs
Thought these were symbolic of current issues with Titans! Ha!
Come gather ‘round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You’ll be drenched to the bone.
If your time to you
Is worth savin’
_Bob Dylan
Then you better start swimmin’
Or you’ll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin’
"You are so dumb, you are really dumb... fo' real"
by MexicanTitanFreak on Feb 3, 2011 1:25 PM CST up reply actions
opps
you get the point -Bob Dylan
"You are so dumb, you are really dumb... fo' real"
by MexicanTitanFreak on Feb 3, 2011 1:26 PM CST up reply actions
oh that was gold.
well done A dubs, well done.
Get 'em.
"it ain't no sin in goin to da scrip club."
Music City Miracles Hall Of Fame, Class of 2010
by danielreese05 on Feb 3, 2011 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
punctuation?...we dont need no stinkin puctuation!
"You are so dumb, you are really dumb... fo' real"
by MexicanTitanFreak on Feb 3, 2011 1:18 PM CST reply actions
I think I have figured out something
Or maybe I am wrong
He does leave it open to interpretation
Personally I think his posting is an homage to the poetic style of E.E. Cummings. Duslin clearly want us a the reader to examine our part as one small piece of the NFL and delve deep into our feelings. He clearly wants us to connect our love of the NFL and Football with our connection to our place in the world and draws a parallel between the loss of football and the loss of beauty. He imagines us drinking beer on our couches measuring out our days T.S. Eliot imagines J. Alfred Prufrock measures his life in coffee spoons. His overall poor grammar and spelling are merely representative of his inherent intent to show what our decline in mental faculties might look like with the loss of football, which is very Yeats-esque because it reminds me of his poem “The Second Coming”…
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by asbestos_man on Feb 3, 2011 2:28 PM CST up reply actions 16 recs
Greened out!!!
I knew that literature degree would one day pay off.
MCM's First Best Player Available FanBoy!
You'll always have that POEM membership
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Soooooo.....
you’re saying duslin is a pansexual?
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Success is not given to those who know what to do......unless they do it.
by titansfan4ever on Feb 14, 2011 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
You may know more, good luck putting into words.
Who the hell let Antonio Cromartie get an account here?
by SouthTexasTitan on Feb 3, 2011 1:26 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
That was funny..
"You are so dumb, you are really dumb... fo' real"
by MexicanTitanFreak on Feb 3, 2011 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
If he comes back and threatens to smash our faces in we'll know for sure.
MCM's First Best Player Available FanBoy!
by asbestos_man on Feb 3, 2011 2:31 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Brick? Brick, is that you?
Brick, my sweet Brick. Brick, come hug me! I know you want to.
Ribs. I had ribs for lunch. That's why I'm doing this.
by ronburgundy7427 on Feb 3, 2011 2:20 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
u may say im trying to start somthing here that may be true but i know more bout football than anyone of u
Was this meant to be a rap?
I love this, hahaha!
GO TITANS!!!
I don't appreciate being called muha
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by Aditya T (smashville) on Feb 3, 2011 2:34 PM CST reply actions
I keep thinking we've found one of Datboy's friend
Who’ve never heard of Andrew Luck
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by asbestos_man on Feb 3, 2011 2:35 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
ha!
‘i know more bout football than anyone of u’
In Reinfeldt We Trust
by WinnipegTitanFan13 on Feb 3, 2011 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
English.
Try it some time.
In Reinfeldt We Trust
by WinnipegTitanFan13 on Feb 3, 2011 2:43 PM CST reply actions
Who let the
Bed Intruder guy on this website?
“edit: you guy ar so dum i think u all must be titan fans or something muha”
For Reals
"It all started with a badly timed bald joke." -Colin Mochrie
"Winston, you are drunk." -Lady Astor
"Yes my dear, but you are ugly, and in the morning I shall be sober." -Winston Churchill
Don't insult Antoine Dodson like that
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
edit: you guy ar so dum i think u all must be titan fans or something muha
i did not add this!
o and WinnipegTitanFan13 HA HA DO U THINK U KNOW MORE THAN ME PROVE IT I DOUT U EVEN KNOW WHAT A DROP KICK IS
by duslin on Feb 3, 2011 2:59 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Got to hand it to you duslin
This is one of those posts where I can’t wait to see the next response. I’m giddy with excitement.
by Gas-House Gorilla on Feb 3, 2011 3:02 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
So...
your argument is that something in the fanpost you posted was thrown in there by someone else…Solid.
Also:
a) I know what a drop kick is.
b) I also know how to spell. For instance, I know “dout” is actually spelled “doubt.” Ask your teacher tomorrow about the silent ‘b’. I bet she’ll say you’re the smartest third-grader in the class.
In Reinfeldt We Trust
by WinnipegTitanFan13 on Feb 3, 2011 3:08 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
You're pretty cocky for a French dude.
Official MCM Hater!
"luck is garbage... Especially that fact that hardly anyone I know has even heard of him says volumes!" -- datboybevans, 1/31/2011
by gramsey712 on Feb 3, 2011 3:14 PM CST up reply actions 7 recs
oooooh touchy subject...
Wycheck on Locker: he is Steve McNair like.
all in. game over. let’s f-ing do this. - by danielreese05
wtf you are trying to actually argue with a troll?
Unofficial MCM QB Rating Hater
NECKBEARD + ??? = WUNZ!!!!!!!!11
by rothbard on Feb 3, 2011 4:20 PM CST up reply actions 7 recs
rec'd for pointing out the obvious when it needed to be done
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
double-nay, triple rec for awesomeness
Wycheck on Locker: he is Steve McNair like.
all in. game over. let’s f-ing do this. - by danielreese05
Can you put up more fanposts duslin?
These are hysterical
This was my favorite part, too
T-Rac's Posse - T-Rac is one boss raccoon.
My personal Tribute to Air McNair
by T--Rac's Posse on Feb 3, 2011 10:51 PM CST up reply actions
Indeed
MCM's Coolest Person. See, I have Ice in My name!
-0ne
by Ice0ne (CAJ) on Feb 12, 2011 6:05 AM CST up reply actions
Holy shit!
you deal with periods less frequent than most women.
Ya'll don't even know he was a virgin til he was 28, and now...Roll Tide.
by rsikes on Feb 3, 2011 4:45 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
^^
HA!
"You are so dumb, you are really dumb... fo' real"
by MexicanTitanFreak on Feb 3, 2011 4:51 PM CST up reply actions
these posts bring out the best in all of us
I’m laughing my ass off over here.
Get 'em.
"it ain't no sin in goin to da scrip club."
Music City Miracles Hall Of Fame, Class of 2010
by danielreese05 on Feb 3, 2011 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
Isn't it nice when Titan fans unite against a common idiot?
In Reinfeldt We Trust
by WinnipegTitanFan13 on Feb 3, 2011 10:31 PM CST up reply actions
shure is
i dout that duslin exspected this to happn
MCM's Coolest Person. See, I have Ice in My name!
-0ne
I thunk he expeectd it
He nos More abut futball then alll uf us!
16 dvided by 2 equals 8. 8 divided by 2 is 4. At this rate, we will have the first pick in the 2014 draft!
by MikeGriffFan27 on Feb 5, 2011 9:18 AM CST up reply actions
Yeh, i no!
I thout i new bout foosbal, butt he ousmartd me!
MCM's Coolest Person. See, I have Ice in My name!
-0ne
by Ice0ne (CAJ) on Feb 5, 2011 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
REC THIS FANPOST
It’s an all-time great.
One trick is to tell em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.....
Draft Andy Dalton
NO!!!!!!11 DON'T REC IT!!!!!!!!!1
If you rec it, it will be up there with the actual good fanposts
Official MCM Hater!
"luck is garbage... Especially that fact that hardly anyone I know has even heard of him says volumes!" -- datboybevans, 1/31/2011
Too late...
Ribs. I had ribs for lunch. That's why I'm doing this.
by ronburgundy7427 on Feb 4, 2011 8:28 AM CST up reply actions
Hey! i am highly offended!
I don’t like being called muha, i don’t drink beer, i’m no 30-50 (my dad is), and i know ahole bunch bout foosball than yu!
I know alot about D-Linemen, anything else i’m above average.
MCM's Coolest Person. See, I have Ice in My name!
-0ne
u guys are all 30-50 year old guys who sit on there butt and drink beer and watch Football
i’ve been exposed! HOW DID YOU KNOW????
Get 'em.
"it ain't no sin in goin to da scrip club."
Music City Miracles Hall Of Fame, Class of 2010
>Duslin
>D
>Darren
>Darren Sharper
OH SHIT IT’S DARREN SHARPER, ONE OF THE HARDEST HITTING SAFETIES IN DA LEAGUE.
But seriously 50 bucks this guy’s 15 years old
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by Ch1c1tyT1t@n on Feb 3, 2011 9:36 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
REC'D!
and if he’s really as old as 15, that’s shameful.
Graphic Designer/Researcher/Writer at Music City Miracles.
Official Graphic Goon of On The Forecheck.
DON'T READ BLEACHER REPORT!
by Aditya T (smashville) on Feb 3, 2011 9:38 PM CST up reply actions
les go into da mind of a Greg Jennings...
also; I agree with smash, if he represents our generation that poorly…well then that’s just lame.
Get 'em.
"it ain't no sin in goin to da scrip club."
Music City Miracles Hall Of Fame, Class of 2010
by danielreese05 on Feb 3, 2011 10:10 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Can we?
How do we make something a “must-read” if it was already a must-read to begin with?
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by Ch1c1tyT1t@n on Feb 3, 2011 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
rec the bejesus out of it until the mods submit.
Get 'em.
"it ain't no sin in goin to da scrip club."
Music City Miracles Hall Of Fame, Class of 2010
by danielreese05 on Feb 3, 2011 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
That's fine. That's fine.
He puts his heart and soul into this every week. He is studying his ass off about this stuff every day. It’s not funny. He doesn’t want to get embarassed on MCM fanposts….
by Tyler George Nilson on Feb 3, 2011 10:43 PM CST reply actions
Ya im sayin ur tryn to start sumtin
U thin u r da bomb wit futball but man i knw mor than u NE day of tha weak U start sumtin hear and all finish it Yu r the dum 1 muha fuha Ya i sed it wat u gon do bout it?
Ain't no time for hesitatin'
All you got to do is groove
by BonzosMontreaux on Feb 3, 2011 11:26 PM CST reply actions 9 recs
Reccc
16 dvided by 2 equals 8. 8 divided by 2 is 4. At this rate, we will have the first pick in the 2014 draft!
by MikeGriffFan27 on Feb 5, 2011 9:20 AM CST up reply actions
rec'd
MCM's Coolest Person. See, I have Ice in My name!
-0ne
by Ice0ne (CAJ) on Feb 11, 2011 6:32 PM CST up reply actions
let me guess BonzosMontreaux u droped out of high school and work at someplace like burger king really u say im done and no im not 15 im 16. really u really think you are smarter than me i find this funny!
by duslin on Feb 4, 2011 9:20 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
You are my age.
Yet you seem half of it.
Graphic Designer/Researcher/Writer at Music City Miracles.
Official Graphic Goon of On The Forecheck.
DON'T READ BLEACHER REPORT!
by Aditya T (smashville) on Feb 4, 2011 9:29 AM CST up reply actions 8 recs
I fucking knew it
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by Ch1c1tyT1t@n on Feb 4, 2011 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
please don't give the rest of us who are 16 a bad name...
Get 'em.
"it ain't no sin in goin to da scrip club."
Music City Miracles Hall Of Fame, Class of 2010
by danielreese05 on Feb 4, 2011 11:17 AM CST up reply actions
You and smash don't count
You’re both adults in our eyes /tear they grow up so fast
by SouthTexasTitan on Feb 4, 2011 11:20 AM CST up reply actions
you're two years younger than me
man i don’t know what to say, i wrote like you did when i was 8
MCM's Coolest Person. See, I have Ice in My name!
-0ne
Oh look...now you're concerned with spelling...
Pretty soon we’re going to teach you what an apostrophe is and how to use it.
In Reinfeldt We Trust
by WinnipegTitanFan13 on Feb 4, 2011 9:54 AM CST up reply actions
hey fag ’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’ theres ur fucking apostrophe
by duslin on Feb 4, 2011 11:45 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
lol should be 'your'
fuel meet fire
This space for rent
by CrazyTitan on Feb 4, 2011 12:13 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Don't act like you didn't google it
up until now you were wondering how people got their commas that high
by SouthTexasTitan on Feb 4, 2011 12:03 PM CST up reply actions 13 recs
Ha!
Those are some high commas!
Official MCM Hater!
"luck is garbage... Especially that fact that hardly anyone I know has even heard of him says volumes!" -- datboybevans, 1/31/2011
WOW
THE NFL
...in the wrong place.
it should be between “there” and “s”, like so:
“there’s your…”
"Bobby, I know you're not very proud of [the ejections record], but we are, and your fans are!"---Pete Van Wieren, 10/2/2010
gramsey712 you are a Contributor that dosnt mean you get to make dumb ass Comments okay now go get a life…. not the game of life a real life!
by duslin on Feb 4, 2011 9:27 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
This is like continuing to watch a really crappy movie just because you're compelled to see what will happen next.
I can’t wait.
Ribs. I had ribs for lunch. That's why I'm doing this.
Computer class is over - tune in tomorrow
'The sky can't be the limit when a man walked on the moon' - Kenny Britt
I find it funny
U thnk ahm just gon lei down n take it. U thnk ur so smrt but u cnt even use da replie button LOLZ… and yo BK is da shiz nuttin wrong wit dat
Ain't no time for hesitatin'
All you got to do is groove
by BonzosMontreaux on Feb 4, 2011 10:52 AM CST reply actions
just say no
Unofficial MCM QB Rating Hater
NECKBEARD + ??? = WUNZ!!!!!!!!11
by rothbard on Feb 4, 2011 11:34 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
But its kind of fun.
Especially cause he had no trouble deciphering me
Ain't no time for hesitatin'
All you got to do is groove
by BonzosMontreaux on Feb 4, 2011 11:38 AM CST up reply actions
Not going to lie
Its fun to bug this kid.
In Reinfeldt We Trust
by WinnipegTitanFan13 on Feb 4, 2011 12:00 PM CST up reply actions
This is not needed, but I enjoy funny pictures
I’m an early bird and a night owl. So I’m wise and I have worms.
BOOM! You've been pharmacisted!
I'll take your statement
And raise it by one philosophy and 13 internets:
Why not?
Proud member of the Pro-Bironas Camp!
Can we use this as an example of what a fanpost SHOULDN'T look like?
"It all started with a badly timed bald joke." -Colin Mochrie
"Winston, you are drunk." -Lady Astor
"Yes my dear, but you are ugly, and in the morning I shall be sober." -Winston Churchill
Aw, look at all of MCM banding together...and all it took was one lousy troll with a ridiculous Fanpost.
Forget Fisher and Young leaving…it’s the trolls that unify us.
Ribs. I had ribs for lunch. That's why I'm doing this.
by ronburgundy7427 on Feb 4, 2011 1:32 PM CST up reply actions
Of course! How could I forget the patron saint of roster moves that make no sense.
Ribs. I had ribs for lunch. That's why I'm doing this.
by ronburgundy7427 on Feb 4, 2011 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
St. Donnie of the Holy Roster Spot...
Praaaaaaaaay for usssssssssssssssss
Proud member of the Pro-Bironas Camp!
damnit, i can't even joke about Donnie Nickey
why the HELL does he still play for this team?
The Official Pretend Mock GM for the 2011 Music City Miracle Titans.
Go Titans!
NEW SIG!!!
its funny how every one is get this in the draft trade for him we need the bla bla nla anyone even think we might not have the NFL next year if things dont shape up we wont need to disscuss this u guys are all 30-50 year old guys who sit on there butt and drink beer and watch Football ya when there is no NFL next year what u going to do then?
u may say im trying to start somthing here that may be true but i know more bout football than anyone of u
Draft Andy Dalton
by TitanFan2K on Feb 4, 2011 2:40 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
The bla bla nla
How did I miss this fanpost till now? It’s a thing of beauty. Set it to music and you have a chart topper. That second paragraph practically sings itself, and “bla bla nla”, said the girls in the chorus.
lol ha ha "comment if u DARE"
i usually just read and dont add comments.. but this is definately, 1 of the BEST post ive ever read..
haha CLASSIC
CLICK THE LINK
"We take pride in running the football here". - Eugene Amano, C
by Pinoy Titan on Feb 5, 2011 3:45 AM CST up reply actions 6 recs
Please stop
my mom’s looking at me strangely cause im crying with laughter all over our keyboard
Well I like this post, I give it a 10 on the verticle chart
but i cant dance to it, so it isn’t truly great. However, asbestos_man’s post earlier scored highly on the verticle and horizontal charts, so it scores extremely highly on the Pritchard scale, making it truly great.
/dps
Not likely to happen, but dreams are the foundation of baseball, so dream away. - JParks
Thank you, duslin
I don’t know if you are purposefully using horrendous grammar, spelling, and logic. But whether you are or not, I m ust thank you. You have provided all of Music City Miracles with plenty of laughs over the past few days. It has distracted us from all the drama that is going on with the Titans. I wish you would post at least one fanpost every week. Your insight is much appreciated by all of us. Keep writing champ! But next time, don’t sleep during English class.
16 dvided by 2 equals 8. 8 divided by 2 is 4. At this rate, we will have the first pick in the 2014 draft!
Nice.
This amazing post has unified us Titan fans after such a terrible offseason. Duslin, I hope that you get nominated for the MCM hall of fame after this glorious post. Thanks for the laughs.
Unreal
this post is so full of fail that its actually become full of win…additionally, i dont even know what duslin looks like, but i just have a feeling that he has one of those faces that you just want to punch. this made my day.
What is muha?
Does it mean “mutha” as in VY’s favorite four-syllable curse word?
Or does it mean “Muhahahaha!”
Dunslin’s verse has so many complexities we could spend hours dissecting it. But first, as I am in the designated age range (31), I must get a beer and go to my couch.
Later!
it's a new course being offered at MCM university:
Introduction to Duslin.
Get 'em.
"it ain't no sin in goin to da scrip club."
Music City Miracles Hall Of Fame, Class of 2010
by danielreese05 on Feb 5, 2011 8:22 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
Reading material before taking the course
Gramsey: The untold story
Datboybevans and the Order of the Troll
Superhorn’s lessons in laterals
And The Adventures and Memiors of August West
Optional reading
Z for Zamboni by Smashville
by SouthTexasTitan on Feb 5, 2011 11:18 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
I just greened this!
In Reinfeldt We Trust
by WinnipegTitanFan13 on Feb 6, 2011 9:47 AM CST up reply actions
Winnipeg just makes the green!
16 dvided by 2 equals 8. 8 divided by 2 is 4. At this rate, we will have the first pick in the 2014 draft!
by MikeGriffFan27 on Feb 6, 2011 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
everybody loves him
you ain’t messin with my Duslin.
The Official Pretend Mock GM for the 2011 Music City Miracle Titans.
Go Titans!
Dude
You guys are making me choke with laughter. Du U NOOWZ wat its like to chuke onan aple? HE reely dus know mor fuutboll ten eye du!
Very successful troll is very successfull.
[enter some witty remark here]
by fanoftheunderdogs on Feb 7, 2011 6:02 PM CST reply actions
This post has to have set some sort of record for most green comments.
Ribs. I had ribs for lunch. That's why I'm doing this.
by ronburgundy7427 on Feb 11, 2011 1:50 PM CST reply actions
Yeah, we need a sidebar widget with classic threads on it.
by numbertenox on Feb 11, 2011 10:18 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
It'll make it more convenient
for when we want something stupid to laugh at
REC THEM ALL!
Get 'em.
"it ain't no sin in goin to da scrip club."
Music City Miracles Hall Of Fame, Class of 2010
by danielreese05 on Feb 12, 2011 12:05 AM CST up reply actions
I'm willing to bet that...
I know more about football than you do Duslin
Why have 5 starting pitchers when you can just as easily have 7?
by Bryan J. Boltik on Feb 14, 2011 2:34 PM CST reply actions
there's no way
muha
"Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about." Gene Wilder - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
by Chris Faulkner on Feb 14, 2011 7:09 PM CST up reply actions
Thank you duslin
I can honestly say that I have NEVER laughed that hard in my life. I think that something happens when you laugh that much, like it releases endorphins in your brain that make you feel all warm & fuzzy inside. I’m also glad he included me in that 30-50 age group…mainly because I’m 56. I would also agree with you that I am so dumb for being a Titans fan…trust me…I’ve tried to quit…but I just can’t, it must be that Columbia Blue blood I have running through my veins. I do take exception to the beer drinking thing though….my personal choice is Big Red. And in answer to your question “what are we going to be doing when there’s no football to watch?”….I’m going to be looking for another post from you, duslin…because this stuff is sooooooooo much more entertaining than football ever thought about being.
Music City Miracles Hall Of Fame, Class of 2010
Success is not given to those who know what to do......unless they do it.
by titansfan4ever on Feb 14, 2011 2:57 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
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Happy Valentines Day!
16 dvided by 2 equals 8. 8 divided by 2 is 4. At this rate, we will have the first pick in the 2014 draft!
by MikeGriffFan27 on Feb 14, 2011 3:16 PM CST via mobile reply actions 2 recs
This is now 4th most rec'd fanpost in MCM history!!!!!!!!111!11!!11!
its funny how every one is get this in the draft trade for him we need the bla bla nla anyone even think we might not have the NFL next year if things dont shape up we wont need to disscuss this u guys are all 30-50 year old guys who sit on there butt and drink beer and watch Football ya when there is no NFL next year what u going to do then?
u may say im trying to start somthing here that may be true but i know more bout football than anyone of u
now 3rd!!!11!!!11
its funny how every one is get this in the draft trade for him we need the bla bla nla anyone even think we might not have the NFL next year if things dont shape up we wont need to disscuss this u guys are all 30-50 year old guys who sit on there butt and drink beer and watch Football ya when there is no NFL next year what u going to do then?
u may say im trying to start somthing here that may be true but i know more bout football than anyone of u
sweet moses
he’s gaining on me!
Get 'em.
"it ain't no sin in goin to da scrip club."
Music City Miracles Hall Of Fame, Class of 2010
by danielreese05 on Feb 14, 2011 5:28 PM CST up reply actions
People need to stop Rec this
This should never be the #1 fanpost in MCM History.
the #1 should stay “What number 9 Means to Me” forever. its Rec is 33
We all know how much McNair ment to the team and all of the fans.
Keep this as the #1, dont let Duslin win.
by Titans_Firefighter on Feb 15, 2011 2:43 AM CST up reply actions
it was a lonely world for those few days it was gone
"Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about." Gene Wilder - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
by Chris Faulkner on Feb 14, 2011 7:00 PM CST up reply actions
by the way everyone... it's Football, not football
"Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about." Gene Wilder - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
And we all need to chip in a few bucks
to ensure that duslin has internet access throughout the lockout
"Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about." Gene Wilder - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
by Chris Faulkner on Feb 14, 2011 7:11 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
This would be gold if it was recited like this.
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by Aditya T (smashville) on Feb 15, 2011 10:01 PM CST reply actions
Updated version?
I’ll take dat paypa. It’ll be pretty hard to become head comedy writer for MCM, I mean anyone can make a Donnie Nickey/Justin Gage/Fisher’s Stache/Bud Adams joke, but it takes a real pro to tie in Tyrone Calico
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Ummm is this for real?
The only Vince I'm worried about is followed by "Lombardi Trophy."
Jake Locker is the new leader of the Tennessee Titans.
by BythePowerofMunchak! on Apr 30, 2011 6:12 PM CDT reply actions
Duslin, dude... do you really have a hard time thinking of any white NFL QBs?
and I hate to break it to you, but I really think everyone is laughing, very intensely, at you. not with you. post away on here, but beware the consequences.
"he white which is weird i mean how many nfl qb r white"
by BythePowerofMunchak! on Apr 30, 2011 6:16 PM CDT reply actions
as much as i love vince young
did anyone else, just for a second, think of vince writting this post himself? its sad that its not of the realm of possibilities
Not enough Bo Scaife to be VY
Maybe Lendale White though?
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by Ch1c1tyT1t@n on Apr 30, 2011 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions
no way!
this is someone that has definitely not attended post secondary education, and there’s a good chance the ability to read is considerably hindered from a tragic life of …. something or other.
"he white which is weird i mean how many nfl qb r white"
by BythePowerofMunchak! on Apr 30, 2011 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Well duslin did say (s)he is 16
So maybe they just suck at school.
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by Ch1c1tyT1t@n on Apr 30, 2011 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh Duslin...you know I don't speak Spanish.
But this is the perfect capper to a good draft haul.
Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy, and here's what's happening in your world tonight.
by ronburgundy7427 on Apr 30, 2011 6:43 PM CDT reply actions
More Dustin nuggets
God yes! This made my day
Oh hai MCM
by Dagger22 on Apr 30, 2011 7:16 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
i thought you dieded
whre hahv yuu ben?
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yeah, i want some views...
Hahaha
The only reason there were about six qbs in this draft the titans seriously considered was they were all more accurate than Vince.
For me there was three but the FO knew better than us. I hope vy gets to play again though lots uf upside lile Gabbert lol.
CAN WE START OVER?
by radbagger on Apr 30, 2011 7:36 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Beer. Its hard to proof read with one eye been drinking for about twelve hours so what it is… is what it is.
by radbagger on May 1, 2011 2:24 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
You know having drunk posted all over the sight (probably wont be the last time) overall personally i feel that i did alright. Mainly spelling errors and a few words un-typed. Still have to give myself marks for capitalization and punctuation on a mobile phone i was for sure in full fledged super awsome mode buddy. If i say so myself.
by radbagger on May 1, 2011 2:52 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Is that you Vince? These last couple of days made it all real for you didnt it little buddy its ok theres always the rose bowl no one can take that away from you.
by radbagger on Apr 30, 2011 7:40 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
You managed to repost, open the comments, and update the time/date of the post...
Why can’t you figure out how to be smart?
Contributor at Music City Miracles. and On The Forecheck.
by Aditya T (smashville) on Apr 30, 2011 9:48 PM CDT reply actions
It's mildly entertaining to me that you've updated this post.
Too bad the joke is kind of over.
"Do the Titans have a miracle left in them in what has been a magical season to this point? If they do, they need it now. Christie kicks it high and short. Gonna be fielded by Lorenzo Neal at the 25; he dishes it back to Wycheck; he throws it across the field to Dyson. 30, 40, 50, 40, 30, 20, 10, 5, endzone...touchdown, Titans! There are no flags on the field! It's a miracle! Tennessee has pulled a miracle! A miracle for the Titans!"
by TennesseeTyrants on Apr 30, 2011 10:53 PM CDT reply actions
So did Vince write this or a fifth grader? Because this is great and the couple of minutes that i spent reading it made me smile at first now its an enigma.
Really?
by radbagger on Apr 30, 2011 11:32 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
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