So Fisher is gone, a new era is about to begin. Who will be our new head coach? Of course, there's the boring possibilities that we have already seen as possibilities: Gruden, Cowher, Munchak.
That's not what I'm looking for here. Instead, in this post, let's get creative.
Post the wackiest, weirdest ideas for our new coaching staff that you can come up with that the media isn't already reporting.
And then we can all
argue discuss the various ideas until we come to the best least awful possibility.
The only rule: these must be theoretically possible. We can't steal another NFL team's OC or DC to be our OC or DC, the other team would have to give permission. However, we can steal an OC or DC to be our head coach, because it would be a promotion.
I'll start with 2 my co-worker and I came up with today. Warning, these may turn your hair white or cause your meat thermometer to pop:
1. Promote Heimerdinger to HC. Hire Texas co-OC/RB coach and former Texas QB Major Applewhite as OC. (or even HC, if 'Dinger's health won't allow HC duties).
2. Former Texas Tech HC Mike Leach as HC (or again, promote 'Dinger and make Leach OC).