I've done it. I can't believe we didn't see it before. I'm a genius. We don't need to draft a quarterback. Peyton Manning is not under contract anymore. Let's just go sign him. 

Boom. Granted, you might need to wear a cilice during the games to atone for the pleasure you take in scoring 35 points a game and watching the Cookie Monster pile up 1000 yard seasons.

This will never happen, but could you imagine him with our skill guys and CJ and a playing-with-a-lead pass rush? Neither can I.