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Help Texan Duane Brown With His Excuse!

Just a few minutes ago, Adam Schefter brought us this news:

Texans LT Duane Brown has been suspended without pay for four games for violating the NFL policy on performance enhancing substances

After the sorry circus that was Brian Cushing's excuse-fest earlier this season, we thought it might be helpful if some MCMers could help Duane out with a good excuse for his cheating. We feel bad for him because Cushing managed to take up just about every excuse possible, so we know Duane is gonna be searching the interwebs for some ideas. Let's help him out!

GO TITANS!

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