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The Titans 2010 Season Advertisement from Hell

 

In need of a win?  The Titans are the cure for what ails you. Worst pass defense ever? The Titans can hand you a shutout and 3 picks.  Just got pounded by 35 last week?  The Titans will let you get your swagger back. Lose two QBs named Chad? - Enjoy watching your third QB pick the Titans apart with zero running game unless you use the run-only wildcat. Need revenge after being embarrassed 30-3 earlier in the year? The Titans can give you and your sparkly helmets the revenge you seek complete with a lackluster performance and a p’wned first round draft pick to a guy who wears 32 because "32 teams passes on him" even though he plays on one of those 32 teams. Lost your QB because he raped two people? Don’t worry the Titans will hand you 7 turnovers and be fooled on a Pop Warner return trick. And last but not least are you a Denver Bronco? You too can take advantage of the Titans even though you suck Rocky Mountain Oysters.

And as always any member of the San Diego Chargers will get a free victory with proof of ID.

Special Offer This Season Only!!! Tight ends and Screen passes not defended. Runs off tackle will be great to the right, you won't be disappointed. 

 

And coming soon!!! Your slumping interception machine of a QB will once again look like an MVP shooting fish in a barrel despite a decimated roster and no running game. It might seem like a miracle, but it's only the 2010 Titans.

I hope you enjoy the (v)insanity just as much as I have.



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