It's All Raaaaaaaaandy's Fault

In his TMQ column this week, Gregg Easterbrook makes some solidly obvious points about the Colts' dire straights. But buried in the middle of his piece is the hilarious, reckless, and wildly unsubstantiated suggestion that !Randy Moss! is responsible for the Titans current meltdown...

I couldn't agree more. Randy Moss has been slipping arsenic into the D-Line's gatorade and Jeff Gilloolying ankles and knees after practice. He invented cancer and gave it to Coach Dinger. He started a whisper campaign for the Fernando Velasco era which is now tearing the locker room apart. In the waning seconds of the Redskins game - and after declaring & then thrashing him in their ongoing thumb war - Randy Moss told VY the truth about Santa Claus. Obviously this was very upsetting to Vince. During the bye week Randy had all the linebackers out to his place and hypnotized the ability to bump & zone cover TE's right out of their heads. Randy Moss is a sleeper agent working for Montgomery Burns. So is David Climer. Thank you Gregg Easterbrook. Thank God somebody like you had the courage, the conviction, and the cahones to pull back the curtain on this slimeball.