Sorry about the crass title but that is how I feel everytime I think about Randy Moss. Holy shit, Randy Moss is a Fucking Titan. I know I'm a little late for the party but it still hasn't sunk in. I remember first hearing the news: I was at the gym with 2 of my friends and we walked into the locker room. They had ESPN on and I looked over to see "Breaking News: Titans claim Randy Moss." I almost squealed like a little little girl. I started jumping up and down and everyone in the locker room was looking at me. I didn't care. We just got Randy Fucking Moss.
My friends must hate me by now. Ever since the Titans picked him up all of my facebook statuses are Moss related and I use Randy Moss quotes any time I can. Everyday I've been telling them to pull their 84 jerseys out. I was at the bar the a few nights ago and the bartender asked me if I wanted to open a tab with my credit card and I told him "no, I'm paying straight cash homey." I'm hooked.
Randy Fucking Moss. Whenever a conversation about great WR's comes up I always mention Randy Moss. Jerry Rice is easily the greatest WR of all-time but on pure talent Randy Moss is the greatest I've ever seen. His combination of size, speed, and hands is unparalleled. Sure he is 33 years old and you can argue that he's lost a step but sub-par Randy Moss is still better than 90% of WR's in the league.
So Randy Moss is a Titan. It may be 12 years too late but Randy Fucking Moss is a fucking Titan. As I said before, it still has not sunk in. I've thought about the signing everyday since it happened but I still won't believe it until Sunday when I see that #84 jersey with the Moss nameplate. Pull ya 84 jerseys out. It's gonna be a fun ride.
Straight Cash Homey.