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I've finally figured out the Brett Favre saga by using the Star Wars Saga.



Brett Favre is Darth Vadar, he was once good but now turned evil by joining the New York Jets and Minnesota Vikings Empire. The Green Bay Packers and every other team that beats Favre are the rebels sent out to destroy the Evil Empire.

The 2008 Season. A New Hope. Brett Favre lead Jets were dangerous and destroying teams, then they began losing and finished with Favre choking and flying into outerspace(retirement).

The 2009 Season. The Empire Strikes Back. Brett Favre reappears on the Vikings. He begans destroying teams and beat the Green Bay Packers (Hoth Base). In the end the Packers found out Brett Favre was their father and the Vikings lost.

The 2010 Season. The Return of the Jedi. The rebels strike back and send the Vikings to a 2-4 start. Brett Favre faces Aaron Rodgers(Luke Skywalker) and loses in a dramatic fashion. The Packers will beat the Vikings again and Brett Farve will finally explode in a Death Star.


Also the sexting is his Death Star being blown up.

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