Until you wake up from a 10 year coma and you’re informed you were knocked out in a horrifying Golf Cart hit and run accident and they never caught the perpetrator. By then, the word “ish” will be even less cool than it is now, so…. jokes on you.

But what’s the average life span of a raccoon? I imagine 10 years is pushing it, given the recent rise in raccoon needle-sharing. So I guess you won’t be able to revel in my misery after I wake up from my restful coma.

Oh well.

kinda contradicts the whole image of the state of tennessee doesn’t it? who knew a bunch of rednecks, and i say rednecks with nothing but love in my heart, could be so insightful?

Most forums, especially the Tennessean, just turn into VY bashing no matter the news discussed and sometimes turns into page after page of user responding to each other. You end up flipping pages without reading because you know is crap. Long live MCM! Although T-Rac is a raccoon is a very insightful raccoon

Because the commenters aren’t idiots.

Of course they aren’t. The commenters here actually know that Chris Johnson is the best back in football.

It’s a shame that not everyone knows that.