I don't know if you listen to ESPN Radio's Football Today podcast, but they are apparently looking for a new Titans' superfan. I nominate you! Now granted, host Jeremy Greene (Dennis Greene's son) seems to HATE the Titans, but still... they need a representative from TN. Personally, I don't have time--and I doubt Jimmy does either--but I have no problem at all volunteering our resident stat geek for double-duty, especially when help is so desperately needed.
Come on! I know they're not keeping you that busy at Harvard! Get your head out of the keg and do your duty for Titans' fans everywhere!