This is Chris Johnson. Right now, Chris Johnson is, hands down the best running back in football.
via KSK, who finally recognize that CJ's lack of a nickname as awesome as his play is a complete travashamockery.
Click on over to check-out their options (as always with KSK, profanity abounds, and is well used).
h/t to asian phil.
about 2 years ago
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My personal favorites from the KSK commenters:
Speedy Johnzalez
Run Tenn Tenn
The Grateful Dread
Grill Daddy
Chris "Crisco" Johnson (because he deep fries defenses).
Gone Johnson
80-Yard Johnson
The Dread Headed Stranger
Bluedream
Music City Miracles blogger and official Jon Bovi tour manager.
I also like Cop Speed
But 80-Yard Johnson has a nice ring to it, even if it can never go mainstream.
I'm deferring to the man himself
Every Coach’s Dream was pretty ridiculous when he dropped it… but he’s pretty much dead-on. Since the kid has a lot of fun and seems pretty well grounded I’ll let him go by his own ridiculously boastful but surprisingly accurate moniker.
Zulu Cthulu is a little weak
and I read HP Lovecraft
T-Rac's Posse - T-Rac is one boss raccoon.
My personal Tribute to Air McNair
I just added mine...
Touchdown Torpedo
Blue Bullet
Chris B.I.G. Johnson (Boom! I’m Gone.)
"I finished the game. In my mind, if I finished the game, I can play next week." - Steve McNair RIP
They got some racist dudes over there
I like:
Christ Johnson
The Rushtoofarian
and Tennesse Steamer
but on Sunday VY called him “Lil’ Ugly” and I think that’s fargin hilarious
If you're a Titans fan, there aint nothing ugly about CJ...
He’s 100% BEAUTIFUL!! Hey, how about “Lil Babe” cause he hits so many home runs.
I'm never calling him Lil Babe.
"We really feel like we can go 10-0 in these last ten games...we’re trying to do something nobody has ever done." Chris Johnson
"This is the only building in the NHL that the fans get up and cheer for no apparent reason just to support us." - Dan Ellis
Official Graphic Designer/Researcher/Grammar Police of MCM.
Official Graphic Goon of OTF.
by Aditya T (smashville) on Dec 1, 2009 4:28 PM CST up reply actions
Babe is an old fat unhealthy white guy..
but he could hit the homerun. That’s way too gay though.
Nothing wrong with being called Ugly if you don’t wash your hair or bathe or dress nice. I don’t think he’s offended.
Besides, shouldn’t the fans and the locker room be in unison here?
LIL’ UGLY
or rocketcock
I laughed a lot reading all the posts.
But, jeez, they need to chill with the racism and dick references.
But then again, “Cop Speed” was my favorite. Does that make me racist?
I still like what we naturally call him at MCM: “CJ”
This one's for you, #9.
I'm really happy
that now when you say CJ to a non Titans fan, they know who you’re talking about. It used to be that Calvin Johnson was CJ, but that has changed.
"We really feel like we can go 10-0 in these last ten games...we’re trying to do something nobody has ever done." Chris Johnson
"This is the only building in the NHL that the fans get up and cheer for no apparent reason just to support us." - Dan Ellis
Official Graphic Designer/Researcher/Grammar Police of MCM.
Official Graphic Goon of OTF.
by Aditya T (smashville) on Dec 1, 2009 5:51 PM CST up reply actions
not alot of attention.....
being payed to the lions these years.
"Waiting for the return of the Mac"
"Let VY loose, give him the chance to play his heart out. for himself, for the titans...and for mcnair"
"Titans & Texans fan, dont bug me w/your petty b.s., life's confusing enough."
I like the suggestion...
That someone posted in the comments of (I think) the morning links:
“Mach 28”
Appreciate that.
idk, i was just going off the wall when i read earlier about ppl giving Chris nicknames.
"Waiting for the return of the Mac"
"Let VY loose, give him the chance to play his heart out. for himself, for the titans...and for mcnair"
"Titans & Texans fan, dont bug me w/your petty b.s., life's confusing enough."
I like that
"We really feel like we can go 10-0 in these last ten games...we’re trying to do something nobody has ever done." Chris Johnson
"This is the only building in the NHL that the fans get up and cheer for no apparent reason just to support us." - Dan Ellis
Official Graphic Designer/Researcher/Grammar Police of MCM.
Official Graphic Goon of OTF.
by Aditya T (smashville) on Dec 1, 2009 7:21 PM CST up reply actions
why, thank you.
but let’s hold up just a second. “round mound” hasn’t exactly impressed since he got his nickname, so maybe we should just leave it at “CJ”
by sm00thBlue on Dec 1, 2009 7:27 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
one of the commenters on KSK suggested Joe Kickass
I like it. its simple and to the point. he does kick ass after all.
VUNCE YOUNG!!!
I'M DISRESPECTFUL TO DIRT!! CAN YOU SEE THAT I AM SERIOUS?
GET OUT OF MY WAY, ALL OF YOU. THIS IS NO PLACE FOR LOAFERS. JOIN ME OR DIE. CAN YOU DO ANY LESS?
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