Top Ten Reasons the Colts loss to the Chargers is fun for everyone

by BeansCarter on Jan 7, 2009 9:07 PM CST Comment 49 comments

A few days have now passed since the Colts fell to the Chargers at Qualcomm, and i thought I would take the opportunity to have a little fun with it.

Please feel free to add to the list!

10. Peyton Manning will now have more time to enjoy his MVP Award from the comfort of his own couch

9. We all got to see a midget accumulate well over 300 yards against the Colts Defense and special teams.

8. Tony Dungy was thoughtful enough to move his playoff record to below .500, finally putting to rest any suggestion/debate that he might be a great coach.

7. We got to see the "Manning face", repeatedly. If you don't know the face I'm talking about, then see www.manningface.com

6. Having lost at home to the Chargers in last year's playoffs, the Colts finally had the pleasure of getting knocked out by the Chargers in sunny San Diego!

5. It came about ten days late, but BigBlueShoe finally got precisely what he deserved for Christmas.

4. Marvin Harrison can now retire and resume his true life's work... gay porn. (I mean come on...just look at that 'stache)

3. No more stories by an Manning-obsessed media about the overexposed quarterback "willing" his team to victory... at least until next season.

2. The Titans have officially had a better regular season and post-season than the Colts... more wins, and further in the playoffs.

And the #1 reason the Colts defeat at the hands of the Chargers is fun for everyone...?

1. The expression "one and done" can now officially be changed to "one and dungy"

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wow...

Manningface.com is now my homepage… best website ever

by Michaeltastic on Jan 7, 2009 10:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I love it!

I just bookmarked it.

by hartley on Jan 8, 2009 10:58 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I love it, too

And I’m a Colts fan and lover of my goofy Manning! ;-)

by LovinBlue on Jan 9, 2009 12:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

LOL

Good Stuff!

by Big Bad Bulluck on Jan 8, 2009 12:23 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Very good stuff.

I was talking to my brother about people saying the Colts were “the team no one wants to play.” And I thought you know what? Thats true. If your playing the Colts right now…..that means your seasons over. Good one about Marvin Harrison.

by Shainoc on Jan 8, 2009 10:16 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

"One and Dungy"

Priceless.

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by gramsey712 on Jan 8, 2009 10:29 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

How about

Peyton now has time to go on that hike!

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by gramsey712 on Jan 8, 2009 10:30 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Hilarious.

Loved #9!

DannoE

"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."
Go Titans!

by DannoE on Jan 8, 2009 12:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

So if the Titans lose this week Jeff Fisher is offically a bad coach

he’s 5-5 in the playoffs

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/coaches/FishJe0.htm

Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2009 1:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

not commenting on Beans' comment because I didn't write it and he's a big boy

but seriously: you guys have to understand at some point that the phrase ‘not great’, or ‘less than great’ or ‘might not be great’ is nowhere near ‘bad’.

Where I was raised 2 + 2 = 3rd and 6.

by August West on Jan 8, 2009 1:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

my fault

So if the Titans lose this week Jeff Fisher is offically a not a good coach

Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2009 1:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

damn

So if the Titans lose this week Jeff Fisher is offically a not a great coach

Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2009 1:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

If the Titans lose this week, they will be one and Dungy.

Stompin' your Terrible Towel and still hatin' Music City Miracles!

by gramsey712 on Jan 8, 2009 1:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I would disagree

but it certainly wouldn’t be a bright spot on his resume. Of course he hasn’t had 12 win teams like clockwork for the past however many years either (Floyd Reese’s draft picks and bad cap maangement didn’t give him the kind of talent Polian was plucking there for a while), and only has 2 one and done showings…

Dungy does have a ring though, and nobody’s taking that away from him.

Where I was raised 2 + 2 = 3rd and 6.

by August West on Jan 8, 2009 1:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I count 6 one and Dungys for Dungy

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by gramsey712 on Jan 8, 2009 2:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I count 10 none and dones for Fisher

compared to 2 for Dungy

Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2009 3:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

learn to count more good

Fish only coached 6 games in 1994 (hard to blame not making the playoffs on him there) and we haven’t played a playoff game yet. That makes 8 non-playoff years.

But anyways, nobody contradicted the idea that Dungy is a great regular season coach. Maybe the best ever…

Where I was raised 2 + 2 = 3rd and 6.

by August West on Jan 8, 2009 3:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

"haven’t played a playoff game yet this year."

Where I was raised 2 + 2 = 3rd and 6.

by August West on Jan 8, 2009 3:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

If the Titans lose will the loss be “Fishey”

by DonFrancisco on Jan 8, 2009 1:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Man, what is that annoying noise in the background? Oh right, it’s one of these:

by KingRichard on Jan 8, 2009 3:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Let me guess: are you in the Colts practice facility?

Where I was raised 2 + 2 = 3rd and 6.

by August West on Jan 8, 2009 4:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

+2

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by hal41605 on Jan 9, 2009 8:12 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I have one thing to say to that.

At least the Colts don’t practice in “Deliverance” country.

"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007

by peytonsthebest on Jan 9, 2009 10:31 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

you mean the backwoods of georgia?

at least the titans don’t practice in “children of the corn” country

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by hal41605 on Jan 9, 2009 10:42 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, Deliverance was filmed in Georgia.

That one failed, girl.

Stompin' your Terrible Towel and still hatin' Music City Miracles!

by gramsey712 on Jan 9, 2009 10:54 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

And Children of the Corn scared the hell out of me when I was little.

Now it’s just not all that scary at all. Strange.

Stompin' your Terrible Towel and still hatin' Music City Miracles!

by gramsey712 on Jan 9, 2009 10:56 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

you like corn now..duh

by raven on Jan 9, 2009 9:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Georgia, Tennessee

is there really a difference? ;)

"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007

by peytonsthebest on Jan 9, 2009 12:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Now, Them's fightin' wurds!!!

Stompin' your Terrible Towel and still hatin' Music City Miracles!

by gramsey712 on Jan 9, 2009 12:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Just joshin'

My entire family is from the south. I love the south. I seriously wish I lived in the south (although the humidity in the summer is a bit tough) or, maybe Indianapolis :)

"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007

by peytonsthebest on Jan 9, 2009 3:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

well ddd daggg on. yalls got a lost brother in Indy…he must of high tailed it out of town when mr. wilbur caught him in the barn with Ol’ Bessy. family miss him somethin’ turble.

by raven on Jan 9, 2009 10:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

lol

Where I was raised 2 + 2 = 3rd and 6.

by August West on Jan 10, 2009 7:44 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Who knew people from central Indiana get to be culture snobs.

Where I was raised 2 + 2 = 3rd and 6.

by August West on Jan 9, 2009 11:04 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I think she is in California.

Stompin' your Terrible Towel and still hatin' Music City Miracles!

by gramsey712 on Jan 9, 2009 11:46 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Yes. (which I hate, btw)

I’d much rather live in a place that had its priorities straight.

I just thought if I said “well, your team sucks and you’re a big, fat, stupid head” would be ignored. :)

"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007

by peytonsthebest on Jan 9, 2009 12:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Great website!

I still like Peyton The Actor. I saw him in a skit on SNL that was a parody of the nfl community commercials. He was hitting the kids in the head with footballs, insulting them and tried to break into a car. One of the funniest things I’ve seen recently. And that “take a hike” in San Diego IS priceless.

oh – and the Indiana cultural snob line ranks right up there too!

by FaninEcuador on Jan 9, 2009 2:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Sorry.

From CA, not Indiana.

Did you by chance see the Peyton basketball half-time skit on SNL? It’s a classic.

"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007

by peytonsthebest on Jan 9, 2009 3:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I gotta admit...

Marv’s mustache is a great one!

"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007

by peytonsthebest on Jan 9, 2009 3:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

* #4

"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007

by peytonsthebest on Jan 9, 2009 3:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

that mustache picture makes me feel violated

by raven on Jan 10, 2009 3:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

mmmm

Schadenfreude, my favorite

Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Jan 10, 2009 7:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

So BeansCarter...

… how does your crow taste? like Raven?

by LovinBlue on Jan 10, 2009 8:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

TEN REASONS THE TITANS LOSS TO THE RAVENS IS FUNNY

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10. Big gay Hal

by furrycolt on Jan 10, 2009 10:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

aren't you guys still busy with your pity party?

who new colts fans had stopped crying like little bitches about the refs long enough to throw some shots?

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by hal41605 on Jan 11, 2009 9:08 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I certainly didn't see any bitchig about the refs over here during/after your game

Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Jan 11, 2009 9:25 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

yeah we got screwed on the delay of game penalty, maybe acouple of others, it happens

but did jimmy write about how it’s was a freaking tv network conspiracy?
is there a story with 187 comments wailing and bitching about how victimized the titans were?
no, almost everyone on here has owned up to the fact that the titans just didn’t get it done.

please shake, you are smarter than that. don’t be intentionally stupid when you already know what i’m talking about.

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by hal41605 on Jan 11, 2009 9:37 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I was just shocked you guys were able to bash us through your "the refs screwed us tears"

Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Jan 11, 2009 11:00 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Top 10 reasons you're an idiot

Good luck in the offseason. Good L.T. impression by Chris Johnson though. Next time you might want to wait until after a one and done playoff to bash the team that’s dominated the AFC South for the majority of this decade.

By the way, officially the WC losing to the 4th seed is better than the 1 seed losing to the 6th. Congratulations.

by monstersbox on Jan 11, 2009 2:13 AM CST reply actions 0 recs