Top Ten Reasons the Colts loss to the Chargers is fun for everyone
by BeansCarter on Jan 7, 2009 9:07 PM CST
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PrintA few days have now passed since the Colts fell to the Chargers at Qualcomm, and i thought I would take the opportunity to have a little fun with it.
Please feel free to add to the list!
10. Peyton Manning will now have more time to enjoy his MVP Award from the comfort of his own couch
9. We all got to see a midget accumulate well over 300 yards against the Colts Defense and special teams.
8. Tony Dungy was thoughtful enough to move his playoff record to below .500, finally putting to rest any suggestion/debate that he might be a great coach.
7. We got to see the "Manning face", repeatedly. If you don't know the face I'm talking about, then see www.manningface.com
6. Having lost at home to the Chargers in last year's playoffs, the Colts finally had the pleasure of getting knocked out by the Chargers in sunny San Diego!
5. It came about ten days late, but BigBlueShoe finally got precisely what he deserved for Christmas.
4. Marvin Harrison can now retire and resume his true life's work... gay porn. (I mean come on...just look at that 'stache)
3. No more stories by an Manning-obsessed media about the overexposed quarterback "willing" his team to victory... at least until next season.
2. The Titans have officially had a better regular season and post-season than the Colts... more wins, and further in the playoffs.
And the #1 reason the Colts defeat at the hands of the Chargers is fun for everyone...?
1. The expression "one and done" can now officially be changed to "one and dungy"
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Very good stuff.
I was talking to my brother about people saying the Colts were “the team no one wants to play.” And I thought you know what? Thats true. If your playing the Colts right now…..that means your seasons over. Good one about Marvin Harrison.
How about
Peyton now has time to go on that hike!
Stompin' your Terrible Towel and still hatin' Music City Miracles!
So if the Titans lose this week Jeff Fisher is offically a bad coach
he’s 5-5 in the playoffs
http://www.pro-football-reference.com/coaches/FishJe0.htm
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
not commenting on Beans' comment because I didn't write it and he's a big boy
but seriously: you guys have to understand at some point that the phrase ‘not great’, or ‘less than great’ or ‘might not be great’ is nowhere near ‘bad’.
Where I was raised 2 + 2 = 3rd and 6.
my fault
So if the Titans lose this week Jeff Fisher is offically a not a good coach
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
damn
So if the Titans lose this week Jeff Fisher is offically a not a great coach
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
If the Titans lose this week, they will be one and Dungy.
Stompin' your Terrible Towel and still hatin' Music City Miracles!
I would disagree
but it certainly wouldn’t be a bright spot on his resume. Of course he hasn’t had 12 win teams like clockwork for the past however many years either (Floyd Reese’s draft picks and bad cap maangement didn’t give him the kind of talent Polian was plucking there for a while), and only has 2 one and done showings…
Dungy does have a ring though, and nobody’s taking that away from him.
Where I was raised 2 + 2 = 3rd and 6.
I count 6 one and Dungys for Dungy
Stompin' your Terrible Towel and still hatin' Music City Miracles!
I count 10 none and dones for Fisher
compared to 2 for Dungy
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
learn to count more good
Fish only coached 6 games in 1994 (hard to blame not making the playoffs on him there) and we haven’t played a playoff game yet. That makes 8 non-playoff years.
But anyways, nobody contradicted the idea that Dungy is a great regular season coach. Maybe the best ever…
Where I was raised 2 + 2 = 3rd and 6.
I have one thing to say to that.
At least the Colts don’t practice in “Deliverance” country.
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Jan 9, 2009 10:31 AM CST up reply actions
you mean the backwoods of georgia?
at least the titans don’t practice in “children of the corn” country
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Yeah, Deliverance was filmed in Georgia.
That one failed, girl.
Stompin' your Terrible Towel and still hatin' Music City Miracles!
And Children of the Corn scared the hell out of me when I was little.
Now it’s just not all that scary at all. Strange.
Stompin' your Terrible Towel and still hatin' Music City Miracles!
Georgia, Tennessee
is there really a difference? ;)
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Jan 9, 2009 12:36 PM CST up reply actions
Just joshin'
My entire family is from the south. I love the south. I seriously wish I lived in the south (although the humidity in the summer is a bit tough) or, maybe Indianapolis :)
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Jan 9, 2009 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
well ddd daggg on. yalls got a lost brother in Indy…he must of high tailed it out of town when mr. wilbur caught him in the barn with Ol’ Bessy. family miss him somethin’ turble.
Yes. (which I hate, btw)
I’d much rather live in a place that had its priorities straight.
I just thought if I said “well, your team sucks and you’re a big, fat, stupid head” would be ignored. :)
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Jan 9, 2009 12:39 PM CST up reply actions
Great website!
I still like Peyton The Actor. I saw him in a skit on SNL that was a parody of the nfl community commercials. He was hitting the kids in the head with footballs, insulting them and tried to break into a car. One of the funniest things I’ve seen recently. And that “take a hike” in San Diego IS priceless.
oh – and the Indiana cultural snob line ranks right up there too!
Sorry.
From CA, not Indiana.
Did you by chance see the Peyton basketball half-time skit on SNL? It’s a classic.
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Jan 9, 2009 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
I gotta admit...
- Marv’s mustache is a great one!
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
* #4
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Jan 9, 2009 3:23 PM CST up reply actions
mmmm
Schadenfreude, my favorite
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
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aren't you guys still busy with your pity party?
who new colts fans had stopped crying like little bitches about the refs long enough to throw some shots?
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I certainly didn't see any bitchig about the refs over here during/after your game
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on Jan 11, 2009 9:25 AM CST up reply actions
yeah we got screwed on the delay of game penalty, maybe acouple of others, it happens
but did jimmy write about how it’s was a freaking tv network conspiracy?
is there a story with 187 comments wailing and bitching about how victimized the titans were?
no, almost everyone on here has owned up to the fact that the titans just didn’t get it done.
please shake, you are smarter than that. don’t be intentionally stupid when you already know what i’m talking about.
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I was just shocked you guys were able to bash us through your "the refs screwed us tears"
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on Jan 11, 2009 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
Top 10 reasons you're an idiot
Good luck in the offseason. Good L.T. impression by Chris Johnson though. Next time you might want to wait until after a one and done playoff to bash the team that’s dominated the AFC South for the majority of this decade.
By the way, officially the WC losing to the 4th seed is better than the 1 seed losing to the 6th. Congratulations.
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