The Official MCM Chris Johnson Nickname Poll

by Jimmy on Aug 14, 2008 11:01 AM CDT in Reader Surveys

We did this for LenDale last season and we ended with The Round Mound of First Down, which is a fantastic nickname. This year we will pick one for Chris Johnson. Vote in the poll below which will stay open for 1 week.

Poll

What should CJ's Official MCM Nickname Be?

Flash Johnson

47 votes

Speedy Gonzalez

3 votes

The Pocket Rocket

37 votes

Mr. 4.24

26 votes

The Speed of Sound

10 votes

Make 'em Miss Johnson

8 votes

131 votes | Poll has closed

0 recs | Comment 22 comments |

Read Related

Story-email Email Printer Print

Comments

Make 'em Miss

Is a play on his first name, so it should read, Chris “make ’em miss” Johnson

by TrenchantTitan on Aug 14, 2008 11:08 AM CDT 0 recs

can we

change lendale’s nickname to:

the round mound of not getting the 4th down

????

by zackmann on Aug 14, 2008 12:39 PM CDT 0 recs

pocket rocket

what is this porn?

by zackmann on Aug 14, 2008 12:39 PM CDT 0 recs

Flash

Just Flash.

I can hear Queen’s “Flash Gordon” playing over the speakers now….

by Rustmeister on Aug 14, 2008 1:54 PM CDT 0 recs

I like

Flash Johnson or Flash. Either way works for me.

by Big Bad Bulluck on Aug 14, 2008 4:06 PM CDT 0 recs

meh...

none of these are great.

If I were smart and creative, I would suggest something amazing. Instead I leave you with my own mediocre conteibutions

The Dread Sled
The Fasta Rasta
C-Jack
The Gridiron Ghost
The Spinball Wizard
Sonic the Ramkiller

Come on guys let’s use our imagination.

by BeansCarter on Aug 14, 2008 4:31 PM CDT 0 recs

I've got another one... The Touchdown Torpedo

Go Titans!

by Pinoy Titan on Aug 14, 2008 7:22 PM CDT 0 recs

In keeping with the Greek Mythology theme

How about Mercury?

Messenger of the Gods and hella fast.

Chris Mercury Johnson?

Just a thought.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Aug 14, 2008 9:49 PM CDT 0 recs

seriously

all 20 votes for the pocket rocket should have to revote….

lol…

unless your name is Ron Jeremy, then it’s ok…..

by zackmann on Aug 14, 2008 10:13 PM CDT 0 recs

Flashing a Johnson doesn't sound good either...

Go Titans!

by Pinoy Titan on Aug 15, 2008 6:58 AM CDT up 0 recs

touchdown torpedo

not bad at all.

i can’t come up with anything good, but i can at least beat pocket rocket. ummm, that didn’t come out right.

Speed Racer, Zip Zap, Gone in Less than 60 Seconds. OK too many syllables in that last one, but it’s still better than pocket rocket.

by numbertenox on Aug 15, 2008 12:06 AM CDT 0 recs

None really stand out.

But I do like Spinball Wizard.

by titanbt53 on Aug 15, 2008 2:09 AM CDT 0 recs

funny one

Someone once said, that instread of LenDale and Bush being thunder and lighting…LenDale and Johnson being “Thick and Quick”…HAHA.. Umm, I’m not sure, I was thinking some version of his Tatoo, a “one of a kind” sort of thing. Or maybe just “Speedy”

by jmac1383 on Aug 15, 2008 2:20 AM CDT 0 recs

Whoo!!! Touchdown Torpedo! I love that one! The Titans Touchdown Torpedo! LOVE IT.

by jmac1383 on Aug 15, 2008 2:37 AM CDT 0 recs

Few more from me --

LudaChrisly Fast Johnson

LudaChris – I know its already taken, but he’s on the downside of his career, doing reality TV shit with Tommy Lee…?? Chris Johnson is just at the beginning.

Already said but I’ll say it again – Make ’em Miss Chris Johnson

I think the jmac is referring to that high pirtch Chris “Boomer” Berman sound of -
“whoop!” – singular version -

and last but not least -

Crazy Legs Johnson

I’m done -

by TrenchantTitan on Aug 15, 2008 8:21 AM CDT 0 recs