Dear Santa....

Dear Santa,

As loyal Titan fans, there are a few things that I thought you could bring us this Christmas season:

-----A new contract for Big Al and My Bironas--as Titans.

-----To finish the season the way we started--with 5 straight victories.

-----For Coach Schwartz and Coach Heimerdinger to continue to be incredible coaches---and for them to be TERRIBLE coaching applicant interviews.

-----For Vince Young to be the quarterback that he has the potential to be.

-----For the NFL to wake up and stop scheduling the Titans/Colts as the last game of the regular season.  We hate those people too much for that game to be meaningless.  For goodness sakes schedule one of those NFC teams last. We couldn't care less.

-----For Chris Johnson to write on his wristband "Cross the goalline, then celebrate!"

-----For Michael Griffin to tuck the ball!

-----For Jason Jones to get a freakin' belt!

-----For Jevon Kearse, a handkerchief--oh wait, he's got one.

-----For Cortland Finnegan to never lose that fire, but don't go helmet to helmet on the quarterback.

-----For LenDale--A new touchdown dance for goodness sake.

-----For Justin McCareins--a good job in the front office. Now.

-----For Lavelle Hawkins--Whatever he needs to get on the field (you are magic Santa--make it happen!)

And for some of our loyal readers:

For Jimmy----A Raven jersey--to burn of course. And an autographed 8x10 of Lane Kiffin, cause he ain't scurred of Nick Saban.

For August----A Terrible Towel and a Vol sweatshirt--Cause your ride is looking kinda dirty and you are gonna need some rags to dry it off after you wash it.

For DannoE----A RC Cola and a moonpie. Just in case you are forgetting.....

For hal4105----Some blood pressure medicine--it's hard to be the Enforcer with so many stupid people around.

For Big Bad Bulluck----Some more time in the day!

For SuperHorn----See my 4th one to Santa at the top.

For BeansCarter----The patience to keep harassing him Beans----he deserves it.

For TrenchantTitan---Tickets.

For zackmann---A Michael Roos jersey.

For gramsey712----an autographed Michael Griffin jersey---oh wait, I've already got one!

And for everyone else on Music City Miracles to have a wonderful Christmas!

GO TITANS!